Stupid Sex Laws in Georgia
 

The laws are funny and when it comes to sex laws they are even funnier! These are stupid sex laws that are still on the books in the great state of Georgia.

Georgia has to be hands down the worst place to do anything in! Even if the cops catch you with a hooker and shes suckin your dick and has a dildo... She done for life :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Texas isn't much better, actually: 16 Ridiculously Dumb Texas Laws - San Antonio Current Slideshows

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
In Austin, it is illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket.
In Galveston, it is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
If you went to church in Texas years back, you’d better be recognizable. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise.
In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday.
In Texas it’s legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it’s illegal to reciprocate.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel.
It is illegal to have an open container in a car.
It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb.
It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn’t blind.
It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.
In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet.
In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. Does that mean Google is banned too?
There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.
You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. Although that is in the process of being changed in favor of an anti-gay common law.

Yeah that was the first video I did. LOL

So it's yours? I didn't know. Not bad at all :winkwink:

The 'enlightened' states of California and New York are just as dumb.

California -
California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates
Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month
It?s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard?s permission.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.


New York-
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.
In New York, adultery is still a crime.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone?s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing ?body hugging clothing?.
Citizens may not greet each other by ?putting one?s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers?.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.It is against town ordinances to camp out on your own land more than 72 hours a month. If you want to camp out for 2 weeks you need a permit, which can only be obtained once a year.

You can thank the dim-witted people; that elected the dumb people; that put those idiotic laws on the books.

i bet the people who voted the government to make the rules are kicking themselves in the ass right now

Yeah I'm going state by state :)

All states have these types of laws on the books but as in this video every one of these laws has been repealed either by the GA Supreme Court or the Federal Courts and are no longer chargeable offenses...they just havent been taken off the books for whatever reason. Funny thing everytime I hear a politician stumping about needing new laws I speak up if I can that what we need are FEWER laws, dont tell me what new laws yer gonna make to usurp my freedom, tell me what laws you are going to repeal to give it back.

Actually I would forbid it worldwide. We are constantly generate tons of junk which will poison the Earth during next 1000 years. In my family we still use plastic bags but only the recyclable ones - they literally crumble into dust within a few days on daylight.

I found this really cool site BagPodz.com. I bought one of their little pills and now can keep all my re-usable bags in a little zip thing. It's perfect. I'll never use plastic bags again.