Three friends are in a bar talking about their dicks
 

The first guy said, "My dick's like a lion, big and strong!"

"Yeah sure, but mine's like a giraffe, big and long," said the second guy.

The third guy came up and said, "Oh yeah? Talk about mine, it's like a mouse!"

The other guys laughed and said, "It's as small as a mouse?"

The third guy replied, "No, it's always chased by pussies."

MMMmmmmm Pussy :banana

Joke is approved :thumbsup

Was one of them Clickety Click?..

I don't believe this actually happened. No-one would ever liken their dick to a lion.

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I'd spit out my beer if i heard that one lol

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