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freecartoonporn 07-05-2016 09:11 AM

sleep with megan fox for $3.7 million
 
Chinese man sues escort agency after believing he had paid £2m for encounters with Megan Fox and other celebrities


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Chinese businessman is suing an Australian escort agency to which he paid more than £2million, believing he was going to get to spend the night with Hollywood stars including Megan Fox, it has been claimed.

The man paid A$3.7 million (£2.1 million) for supposed encounters with Ms Fox, star of the Transformers franchise, along with Victoria?s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Chinese model and actress Yang Ying, according to court documents cited by Australia?s The Sunday Telegraph.

Named as Yu Xu by the newspaper, the businessman believed he had arranged for the women to meet him in China.
source : Chinese man sues escort agency after believing he had paid £2m for encounters with Megan Fox and other celebrities

HA HA

mineistaken 07-05-2016 09:24 AM

what a tool (not for believing, but for wishing to spend that much money on a pussy).

pimpmaster9000 07-05-2016 09:44 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumb mother fucker LOL

blackmonsters 07-05-2016 09:58 AM

Did he hit it before he found out?

:1orglaugh

j3rkules 07-05-2016 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21009256)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumb mother fucker LOL

QFT

:thumbsup

SinsLife 07-05-2016 11:59 AM

Now that is someone I would pay to do!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan Fox *.*

LatinaCamChat 07-05-2016 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21009256)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumb mother fucker LOL

Chinkster baller can afford millions to throw away meanwhile gfy homeless peasant calls him a dumb mother fucker, classic

poncabare 07-05-2016 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21009754)
Chinkster baller can afford millions to throw away meanwhile gfy homeless peasant calls him a dumb mother fucker, classic


i was thinking the same thing

just a punk 07-05-2016 01:30 PM

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4cec7...c4b0a1f94b.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-05-2016 02:26 PM

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!

Hannes 07-05-2016 04:46 PM

there is no pussy worth that amount of money

lagwagon 07-05-2016 04:55 PM

Too good to be true.

CPA-Rush 07-05-2016 05:04 PM

https://gfy.com/images/icons/stonedsmilie.gif perfect pussy

wehateporn 07-05-2016 05:20 PM

Megan Fox should probably do the right thing and step in to save the day

Spunky 07-05-2016 05:22 PM

She's way over rated

pimpmaster9000 07-05-2016 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21009754)
Chinkster baller can afford millions to throw away meanwhile gfy homeless peasant calls him a dumb mother fucker, classic

Anybody who pays over 20$ is a dumb mother fucker...paying millions for a fuck is not baller its micro penis LOL

Paul Markham 07-06-2016 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21009754)
Chinkster baller can afford millions to throw away meanwhile gfy homeless peasant calls him a dumb mother fucker, classic

That's the GFY way. :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 07-06-2016 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21010402)
Anybody who pays over 20$ is a dumb mother fucker...paying millions for a fuck is not baller its micro penis LOL

When all you can afford is $20, then fine. The most I paid is in the $10,000s and I stopped counting. That's what happens when you marry for the wrong reasons the wrong girl. :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 07-06-2016 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21011011)
When all you can afford is $20, then fine.

dont be jelly if you get gringo priced :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh life is not fair and handsome mother fuckers like me in 3rd world countries get it real cheap...man you should have been here in the 80-s and 90-s when the russian and ukranian girls started coming over in droves...it was 5$ a blow job from really pretty girls...

I am sure that somewhere in the world there is some guy who paid 800$ for a carrot and thinks he is baller...but he is of course, not :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LetterTwenty7 07-06-2016 03:10 AM

See. There is money in dating/escorts. :P

HowlingWulf 07-06-2016 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21009754)
Chinkster baller can afford millions to throw away meanwhile gfy homeless peasant calls him a dumb mother fucker, classic

GFY best response 2016. :1orglaugh

RyuLion 07-06-2016 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21009256)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumb mother fucker LOL

:2 cents::2 cents:

adultmobile 07-06-2016 07:50 AM

Wondered how an australian hooked a chinese millionaire. No way with the escort site, it is not even translated in chinese and serve just Australia locals (forums say it delivered real australian escorts - so the megan fox fake was special to the chinese guys).

I used google and found it all, case closed.

There you get the name of the agency owner:

No Cookies | Herald Sun

He is wealthy himself, possibly hired a guy to kill his father to inherit sooner:

Accused told friend of hitman plot, court hears - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

His bro also doing well:

Billionaires Newswire talks to Australian real estate guru Harj Uppal - Billionaires Newswire

In fact the article is in billionairesnewswire.com which is like a magazine for wealthy with luxury cars and services. Guess what, it got chinese language and even made a promo video in chinese:

?????? - ???? & ?????


The chinese paid $$ in summer 2014, here some 2014 content of the site, a deal with a chinese media agency, and a party at australia playboy mansion at $15k per table:

http://www.billionairesnewswire.com/...chise_news.pdf
http://www.billionairesnewswire.com/...ion-halloween/

So the traffic source it was: millionaires magazine in chinese , obviously also read by who is actually millionaire, then some contact initiated by the guy for some luxury service not specifically escort, then the australian may have asked if needs any girl (his side job), and when the guy asked "any actress? Like Megan Fox?"... the guys said "yes, why not" :)

bronco67 07-06-2016 08:09 AM

You can fuck a girl way hotter than Megan Fox for way less money...or no money.

jimmycooper 07-06-2016 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21011602)
You can fuck a girl way hotter than Megan Fox for way less money...or no money.

What the hell does that have to do with anything? He didn't want to fuck 'a girl way hotter than Megan Fox', he wanted to fuck Megan Fox. Could he have fucked Megan Fox for 'way less money...or no money'? Nope.

MiamiBoyz 07-06-2016 11:02 AM

He should have contacted her directly and I am sure he would have fucked her by now.

Who would turn down that much money for a fuck?

lovebitch 07-06-2016 11:12 AM

I can pay more megan

freecartoonporn 07-06-2016 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21012013)
He should have contacted her directly and I am sure he would have fucked her by now.

Who would turn down that much money for a fuck?

:thumbsup this. but i heard megan is rude bitch. so idk whether she would have accepted his offer.

shake 07-06-2016 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21009256)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dumb mother fucker LOL

Not if he made that much while sleeping the night before.

JFK 07-06-2016 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 21009763)
i was thinking the same thing

glad to see someone's thinking:upsidedow

Adnium_Ivana 07-06-2016 01:34 PM

The real question is how did someone so naive and gullable become a millionaire in the first place :D A "businessman" eh...

DBS.US 07-06-2016 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SinsLife (Post 21009571)
Now that is someone I would pay to do!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan Fox *.*

I can set that up for you, and you can pay me in the morning only if your 100% happy.
I just need 10% down to book the day for you.:winkwink:

bronco67 07-06-2016 05:45 PM

If he loved Megan Fox so much, shouldn't he know it wasn't her on sight? I'll bet he still busted a nut.

mineistaken 07-06-2016 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21012055)
:thumbsup this. but i heard megan is rude bitch. so idk whether she would have accepted his offer.

I don't think "rude bitch" is less likely to accept paid sex than "nice girl". If anything maybe even the opposite.

SekobA 07-06-2016 10:14 PM

She needs a lot of money since a night with her cost that much

adultmobile 07-07-2016 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana (Post 21012427)
The real question is how did someone so naive and gullable become a millionaire in the first place :D A "businessman" eh...

Out of 1.4 billion chinese, there are enough dumber than this guy, for him to make money out of the million dumber than him. You can't do this in small countries if you are dumb, but you still can in China. Plus: corruption is the main source of money in China still, not actual fair business.


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