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wehateporn 07-07-2016 03:27 AM
Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks
 
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."

pimpmaster9000 07-07-2016 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21013474)
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."
that is actually quite good :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jigster715 07-07-2016 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21013474)
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ty:thumbsup

J. Falcon 07-07-2016 06:58 AM
Very good. You're on fire lately.


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