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CaptainHowdy 07-11-2016 08:23 AM

I completely lost my sense of smell ...
 
... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.

_Richard_ 07-11-2016 08:26 AM

http://i.imgur.com/m5T6ILO.gif

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2016 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 21023254)

I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.

wehateporn 07-11-2016 10:05 AM


CurrentlySober 07-11-2016 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21023641)

I prefer to think of the 'S' as 'Shit'... As in "Have they shat themselves?"

Just my personal preference of course. I'd hate to not enjoy my favourite aroma anymore :(

TrafficRush 07-11-2016 10:40 AM

Now you can eat pussy and not have to worry about what it smells like lol

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2016 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TrafficRush (Post 21023764)
Now you can eat pussy and not have to worry about what it smells like lol

:1orglaugh :helpme ...

Harambe 07-11-2016 03:17 PM

So you can't smell irwin's pussy?

Hannes 07-11-2016 03:19 PM

think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2016 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Harambe (Post 21024880)
So you can't smell irwin's pussy?

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=383477&dateline=1465317512

MiamiBoyz 07-11-2016 07:35 PM

I give you 3 more days to live.

Bladewire 07-11-2016 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gallag97 (Post 21024886)
think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...

Or taste the difference between a man's asshole and grandma's pussy

Sunny Day 07-11-2016 09:25 PM

Smell & Taste
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21023242)
... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.

A farmer I knew said he lost his sense of taste, but didn't mention smell. Only thing he could taste, was heavy doses of salt on his food. Said he was trying to mouth siphon a chemical, into the tractor spray tank and got too much in his mouth.

JamesM83 07-11-2016 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 21023254)

That gif is priceless omg

loreen 07-12-2016 12:29 AM

I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
If it's true, go to a doc? :)

Relic 07-12-2016 12:31 AM

I smell wicked.

CaptainHowdy 07-12-2016 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 21025990)
I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
If it's true, go to a doc? :)

I will always wonder how you smell like, loreen.

I'm a true platonic, I let the disease run its course.

teg0 07-12-2016 07:52 AM

Buddy of mine lost his sense of smell and the main problem he has is he doesn't realize when he smells like BO and that his house and car smell like BO. Or if food has gone bad. He has gotten food poisoning a number of times. For awhile he took it to the extreme and was overdoing cologne and spraying febreze all over his house and people complained about that too.

_Richard_ 07-12-2016 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21023614)
I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.

it's a damn good word, alright?

stoic

http://i.imgur.com/3xvpRph.gif

Relic 07-12-2016 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 21027046)
it's a damn good word, alright?

stoic

Aren't they all


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