Don't u guys ever wonder
 

how the fuck u ended up in the body you are in now.... Like..how are we all placed before birth?

Pure chance.

well that only applies if you believe in some kind of god/afterlife scenario.

its all planned

and aliens, of course.

Thank your Dad.

He is the one that created you. His sperm populated the egg which then created you, male or female.
As you grew up your life was influenced by your surroundings. That is what makes you, you.

I often wonder how i ended up with such a huge cock...

I know I requested it, somehow. We should all be champion swimmers. meh