Aliens... Really?
 

The people who are spoken about in this story are irrelevant.
My only concern is what was this guy smoking when he was met by aliens? i know he opened up about his use on marijuana, but this must have been some next level weed.


Zayn Malik: 'An alien told me to quit One Direction'

Aliens love marijuana users for some reason

I was sodomized by an alien...well, at least a Mexican.