Teacher teached 1st grade kids about automobiles and
 

... and asked if anyone could name any auto parts.

- My dad wepaiws caws, I know all auto pawts! - said Little Johnny.

- That is great! Can you show them on the poster too?

- Suwe thing! This is a shitty watew pump, this is a fucking bwake pad, this is a damn alterwnatow and this little box is useless ABS sensow!