A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.
 

The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says :

"Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

This joke fell on the asphalt.

Don't discourage him. I like these better than 9/11 lizard people threads

Yes, I was trying to change direction

moar......

this joke must be a conspiracy

We need more jokers on GFY.

I have better one:
A cop pulls a car and ask for driver license, and man inside says:
"man, i dont know where i am, let alone where is my driver license".
And cop ask then , "do you know who i am? ".
Man inside says , "bro that's crazy, i dont know where i am, you dont know who are you"

Lol...keep them coming.

not bad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh