Have you ever bleached your balls??
 

My latest partenaire (female, just in case) wouldn't go down on (or play with) my testicles because they're "too dark" (they are, in contrast of my pale punk skin).

Is there any ball beauty treatment/products available??

Thanks in advance,

Howdy

what? no................................................

There is a product on the market that will give you white testes in 15 seconds.
Check the video

Maybe try tanning nude that way your balls will be the same color. Or just keep the lights off and tell her you're shy

Women like to give excuses, get them lighter and she'll find another reason.

Fuck an albino chick :thumbsup

On a similar topic, can anyone recommend a good electric razer for balls? or some other good way to shave them?

I tried using some hair removal cream and...I won't be doing that again.

Probably :(

Rub poo over both cock and balls so they are the same colour. Then, if she STILL wont perform oral, you know she is just looking for excuses.

Replace %PARTNER% in your script then run it again. Should solve the problem. You're the Captain, act like it! :pimp

Guess that I'm feeble when it comes to blowjobs. I appreciate it :thumbsup.

I use a professional electric razor at the risk of becoming an eunuch :Oh crap ...

they are already super white, no need. plus ouch

Lucky you ...