Fun thread for Friday: How do you think you'll die ??
 

Me ? Skin cancer probably. :helpme

What's most likely to take you down ? :Oh crap



Have a great weekend !! :1orglaugh

It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop at the end!

Wood chipper

Key thing is to avoid sunscreen, as it's loaded with Carcinogens :2 cents:

Paraben esters: review of recent studies of endocrine toxicity, absorption, esterase and human exposure, and discussion of potential human health r... - PubMed - NCBI

Is Your Sunscreen Causing Cancer?*|*Dr Mike Hart

They will probably kill me off with morphine in a hospice, and dress it up as 'pain management', unless I get some tattoos which clearly state 'no pharmaceutical products allowed'

:glugglug

Old age.

I am forty-seven years old and super healthy. I've been to the hospital once my entire life, to have my tonsils removed, and rarely visit a doctor. I haven't so much as had a cough or a sniffle in four or five years now - I take vitamins, eat healthy, and work out daily (I've lost fifty pounds in the past two years).

Super healthy people die young too...

One of the most healthy people I ever knew collapsed in her kitchen one day to a cerebral haemorrhage aged 39. Died well before the ambulance arrived.

She never drank, never smoked, was an athlete in her youth, jogged every morning, was rarely unwell, had a healthy diet, got lots of sleep, had a good work life balance but in the end it was just a blood vessel in her brain that decided to pack up with no warning whatsoever.

Anything can take us out at any time. We're surrounded by danger at every moment of our lives, even from things we cannot possibly prevent such as a massive burst of cosmic radiation from an exploding star in our near galactic vicinity.

The key is to live each day like it's your last and have fun with what you're doing, because you might not wake up tomorrow.

My Wife =)

shot by a cop

You have a strange idea about what FUN is :D

I'm gonna fuckin live FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately that's no guarantee. Had a friend that used to say the same, she was raw for a while even and then she got triple negative breast cancer, one of the most aggressive and hard to beat forms.

But, I hope it turns out the way you hope to :thumbsup

Hahaha! :pimp

I will never die ...

Shot down in a blaze of glory or a heart attack,one of the two

As long as I'm not eaten by some type of large mammal, reptile or fish while still breathing, I'm Ok with whatever.

Aspirin most likely

As a child I used to think I'd get stabbed in my sleep. As I got older I thought I'd get sliced up in a car accident and die slowly. Now I think I'll have a heart attack in my sleep while dreaming of having a heart attack in my sleep while dreaming of heaven.

If the liver doesn't expire...probably fall off a cliff or somethin' while taking an epic photo.

A lack of affordable Chinese organs and or money.

Hit by a tube...

In the arms of an angel... or devil.. depends on which day of the week it is.

Going Before your time
 

In the early 70's, James Fixx wrote a best seller, that said jogging daily, you'd live a long, healthy, great life. Year or so later died jogging on the beach in Hawaii.

When I was in school, every magazine had articles how scientists were going to extend life expectancy to 150+ years. I knew I was going to live forever. That myth shattered my dreams.

Shot by jealous husband.

Hopefully with a skank bent over doggie and my ashtray on her back. Then they can debate if smoking or the sex killed me. :thumbsup

Stroke or muslim.

Probably suicide if agony is umbearable

If that's what you think, then consider "low dose aspirin" insurance:

Aspirin can protect against cancer - and treat it, according to new research | Features | Lifestyle | The Independent

I've should have been dead by now about 4 times easily.I believe in Jesus

What, like PornHub?

Me? Boredom probably

I plan on going out with a cocktail of chemicals designed to sedate and then eventually slowdown and stop the heart. When I decide that the quality of my life is less than the quantity.

Naturally this assumes I don't die from some other cause prior to killing myself.

In fact, they usually are super healthy and then just drop dead...fast. Something that is unsystematic like a brain aneurysm just hits when taking a shower and BOOM. Dead