Atheists don't need a funeral
 

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet. :2 cents:

Not that it matters anyway

Funerals are for the living.

I like the Tibetian sky burial

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SHwGokZSop...Ywk/s640/q.jpg

brassmonkey needs no burial

[QUOTE=artwilliams;21089716]Funerals are for the living.

True this.

My corpse will be fed to stray dogs ...

I want them to feed my fingertips to the wolverines.

I like composting...you know, pay it forward. :winkwink:

Jesus forgives everybody

Obviously he ain't related to my bank manager.

If you do it right, there is no body to be buried.

I say that when someone dies the body should be utilized as food.

Who really knows what that mystery meat is at Taco Bell...well now you do. :thumbsup

Just makes sense and with the right condiments can be fucking delicious as well - WIN WIN

I want to be cremated and have my ashes added to the batter mix at IHOP

I like the idea of cremation and ashes spread in a river, graveyards are dreadful places :2 cents:

I just wanna be flushed...

like your mother did with you?

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:321GFY Why are you fuckin' around badmouthing atheists you mofo? :321GFY :2 cents: :pimp

So what you are saying is that you're religious and therefore, a retard. Gotcha :thumbsup

when I die bury me hang my balls from a cherry tree.

No seriously what they do with me after I go doesnt matter to me.

Surprise me.

Atheist Funerals
 

I don't plan on a funeral. But I hedge my bets.
Cremation, spread my ashes in the local lake. Hopefully my family gets closure.
To me, now, knowing when I go, those ashes go in a local park & lake where a a few women and I spent a school night having sex, given me peace of mind now.

Y'all need church.

Trolls being trolls....

The funeral is for the people who give a shit...not for the person who died. I don't care if I'm dropped from a helicopter into alligator infested waters, but some people in my life might have other plans for my corpse.

This: The Voyager Memorial Spaceflight Service - Launch ashes - Space burial - Space funeral - Cremation memorials

About the same cost as a traditional funeral.



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Bless him :thumbsup

Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...

Is it legal if they give you written/video taped permission to fuck them after they die?

If they're lucky.

Religious people are funny, their entertainment is of endless supply, especially those tv pastors :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Funerals are for the living

funerals ar not about religion

Dead
 

Could you burn in eternity for suggesting it.

Why would you even start a thread like this?

My will states that i am to be cremated and part of my ashes flushed down the toilet.