I was offered Sex Today
 

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

:P hahahaha

LOL, very good!

Good one.

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LOLOL Great one!!!

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I don't get it

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He advertised for ajax anyway and he didn't even get laid..

This type of humour is not for Canadians. :D

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err you don't get it either..

Damn good thing you turned it down - she was likely a crisis actor.

She'd be faking everything.

Clever :)

What did I miss??

Another one who doesn't get it. LOL

You should rename this thread a GFY Intelligence Test. :D

I got it.

Wasn't the point of my post.

You'd fail if this were any sort of IQ test.

Easy to understand: He was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today but when she dropped her panties, he discovered her hard penis! As he is not gay he declined her offer but she was so sexy and convincing that he finaly let her fuck his own ass. Of course he will never publicly admit this shameful act and he carrefully cleaned his butt with Ajax scented lemon to erase the evidences...

http://www.26cb.com/images/items/D114-49110-4.JPG

No I got your false equivalency.
Trying to tie a joke to a political hack point of view, very clever.

:)

See? Someone who "gets it". :D

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Must be subliminal messages . so how did he get the commercial?

Lolll so why did you post it here

I can't believe people are arguing about their intelligence in a joke thread...wtf

Does your ass still hurt?

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The fact that he did have sex with her and lied about it, and subsequently attempted to conceal the obligatory advertisement.