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crockett 08-16-2016 08:08 AM

Why do hippies hate showers?
 
See title..

Relic 08-16-2016 08:15 AM

They enjoy forcing their stink onto others.

yuu.design 08-16-2016 08:23 AM

because they are dirty, and not in the good way

Bladewire 08-16-2016 08:28 AM

The toxins in water & soap aren't good for cleansing the body.

Ever wondee why hippies smell like urine?

Urine, the natural skin cleanser : TreeHugger.com

BlackCrayon 08-16-2016 08:46 AM

because they live in vans and don't have access to showers on a regular basis.

JFK 08-16-2016 08:53 AM

There's still hippies around ?:helpme

Bladewire 08-16-2016 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 21104683)
because they live in vans and don't have access to showers on a regular basis.


https://max-media.imgix.net/transfer...d4011a8492.gif

Crocket is always on fleek no way he gets stinky, not in his DNA. Guaranteed even his balls smell fresh on a hot day, it's just who he his :thumbsup


brassmonkey 08-16-2016 09:02 AM

duh the water will snuff the joint :helpme:helpme

crockett 08-16-2016 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 21104719)
There's still hippies around ?:helpme

Not the kind you remember...lol

If you do any sort of traveling you will eventually find them, usually living in a broken down van at a random truck stop or walmart.

The van can easily be spotted because it will have no curtains other than some burlap rags or possibly a tie dyed tshirt. There will be at least 2 dogs inside and it will likely have some sort of writing on the side saying something like "broke down need money". (Yes hippies are even to lazy to stand somewhere with a sign)

When you see them, they will stand out from the other bums, they will have crappie dreadlocks ripped up shirt/jeans and no shoes.. (even bums wear shoes)

crockett 08-16-2016 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 21104683)
because they live in vans and don't have access to showers on a regular basis.

I live in a van and shower everyday.. bad excuse.

Bladewire 08-16-2016 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21104794)
I live in a van and shower everyday..

24 hour fitness?

NatalieK 08-16-2016 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21104596)
See title..

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...5ed1f04b75.jpg


:thumbsup

rogueteens 08-16-2016 09:29 AM

no mention yet of the other group that never wash?

crockett 08-16-2016 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 21104851)
no mention yet of the other group that never wash?

Republicans?

crockett 08-16-2016 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21104827)
24 hour fitness?

I like anytime fitness better, not as many egg heads and usually not too crowed. Added bonus you don't have to see other dudes junk because they have private shower rooms.

Bladewire 08-16-2016 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21104884)
.. you don't have to see other dudes junk because they have private shower rooms.

Ah yeah good for showering with a new friend or discrete soli jerkoff without watchers, excellent choice :thumbsup

sandman! 08-16-2016 07:36 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21104794)
I live in a van and shower everyday.. bad excuse.


Look Chang 08-16-2016 08:22 PM

Soap smells bad :disgust

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpre.../04/hippie.jpg

timlover 08-16-2016 10:20 PM

Because when you spend the majority of the day high and figuring out how to get high later, showering isn't on a high priority list.

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2016 09:59 AM

After not showering a couple of days you don't stink that much (unless you don't clean your ass).

arock10 08-17-2016 10:09 AM

Wastes water

That or trying to bring down "Big Soap". Fuck those capitalists!

crockett 08-17-2016 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21107326)
After not showering a couple of days you don't stink that much (unless you don't clean your ass).

No, you still stink, it's just your nose has become immune to your own stink.

crockett 08-17-2016 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 21107347)
Wastes water

That or trying to bring down "Big Soap". Fuck those capitalists!

Yea, they are bringing down the big soap capitalist while pushing up the big hola hoop capitalist.

bns666 08-18-2016 02:56 AM

who cares anyway, just don't hang around them :thumbsup

NiftyStats Jenna 08-18-2016 03:23 AM

dirt is a freedom

just a punk 08-18-2016 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21106099)

baddog? :upsidedow

astronaut x 08-18-2016 04:27 AM

They are hard to spot, but you can sure smell them in just about any French train station.

crockett 08-18-2016 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21109030)
baddog? :upsidedow

Yea looks like him in his younger years...

escorpio 08-18-2016 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21104752)
duh the water will snuff the joint :helpme:helpme

Not if you get one of these. The 70's ruled.

http://www.weedwatch.com/forums/atta..._hitter_ad.jpg

NatalieK 08-18-2016 02:47 PM

you know, the people saying you can smell them in place & ripping on people with unshaven hair, not washing etc, I feel embarrassed to know most of you when I know some of these people are on the streets due to loss of business, break up in marriage, some through mental problems, some things any of you could have.

Has no one seen the latest news on Syria...

you all should start thinking of business & trying to make money, not mocking the homeless :2 cents:

crockett 08-18-2016 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21110191)
you know, the people saying you can smell them in place & ripping on people with unshaven hair, not washing etc, I feel embarrassed to know most of you when I know some of these people are on the streets due to loss of business, break up in marriage, some through mental problems, some things any of you could have.

Has no one seen the latest news on Syria...

you all should start thinking of business & trying to make money, not mocking the homeless :2 cents:

No one is mocking the homeless. Hippies choose not to work and to not shower. It's their trademark...

mineistaken 08-18-2016 04:54 PM

they want to save the environment by reducing water usage

Bladewire 08-18-2016 04:58 PM


ContentPimp 08-19-2016 05:57 AM

How about in those countries where people don't use this so called "shower"
instead, they have this....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpy3mumUi...0/tabo%203.jpg


Are they then considered hippies too? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Just a random related thought :winkwink:

Bladewire 08-19-2016 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentPimp (Post 21111163)
How about in those countries where people don't use this so called "shower"
instead, they have this....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpy3mumUi...0/tabo%203.jpg


Are they then considered hippies too? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Just a random related thought :winkwink:

What country are you in?

ContentPimp 08-22-2016 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21111247)
What country are you in?



Vancouver.
There are lots of Filos here. Heard their stories about that way of taking a "shower" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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