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wehateporn 08-17-2016 06:52 AM

I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."
 
I said, "Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid."
"Not that," she explained, "It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny dicks."

Barry-xlovecam 08-17-2016 07:24 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Voice of experience ...

J. Falcon 08-17-2016 07:27 AM

Very funny

yuu.design 08-17-2016 07:50 AM

hahahah :P good one :P

woj 08-17-2016 08:05 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 08-17-2016 08:10 AM

That made me chuckle

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2016 09:32 AM

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

flashfire 08-17-2016 10:16 AM

funny and true

SBJ 08-17-2016 10:22 AM

:1orglaugh now that's funny!

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ErectMedia 08-17-2016 07:59 PM

Pizza delivery guys too. :1orglaugh

dillfly2000 08-17-2016 08:35 PM

I do my own plumbing

SBJ 08-17-2016 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 21108571)
Pizza delivery guys too. :1orglaugh

Haha I still remember the night I had a pornstar (Gwen Diamond) staying over at my place in AZ and we ordered Papa Johns. We were going to record her flashing the delivery guy. I told her that from time to time it's a girl and she thought I was joking. Sure enough a girl showed up with the pizza and her robe stayed closed

NiftyStats Jenna 08-18-2016 04:38 AM

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