Yesterday was my birthday.
 

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up..
I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake.
Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
And here I am standing there in my birthday suit..

So...did you fuck your secretary or not?

Complicated but cool story bro

You freshed up your penis... right? and then... well... what happend next was also nice:thumbsup Unexpected... but... nice... right?

Crazy Weekend!

Happy late bday. Glad they made your bday special

This joke is so fucking old..

3...2...1 before gspotprod comes in asking for an explanation to the joke.

I thought it was wehateporn who told jokes in such a manner :)

hbd man, that'd be super awesome

So you wound up pulling your own Pud?

Happy bday Mr webcam one! It's also paul Markham's bday today/yesterday if you didn't know already.

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old but hilarious, had me giggling :thumbsup


I was reading through & thinking, ahhh poor bastard, I'll wish him a fantastic belated birthday, then goes to the naughty bit & it's like, oh, he got his end away before reading the line before last & then the last line, well, pml. Thanks onwebcam, just be sure, not to let this happen in reality :thumbsup

you must dream about me...

before reading this joke & while, even after, I didn't think about you once. Until I read your comment, wow, thanks for your interested in me... obsessed?

I feel sorry for you SK :helpme

If it would happen in reality it would go like...

We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up
In the restroom, I started talking to my dick,
"this better be a fucking good birthday"


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& knowing most men, would knock one out there & then :winkwink: