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Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 07:29 PM

Sly, can you be an escrow for a small bet we having?
 
Right here.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...star-wars.html

Fake nick wants to lose his community college tuition.
Will you be kind to hold his and my money till November.

Sly 08-25-2016 07:48 PM

LOL. Why me?

plaster 08-25-2016 07:49 PM

Ummm... you could have just asked me to contact sly direct... may have been alot quicker.

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on :)

plaster 08-25-2016 07:52 PM

Lol... guess you were quicker

Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 21125095)
LOL. Why me?

Everyone knows you. Don't think there is "known escrow for bets". :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21125098)

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on :)

Which is?

plaster 08-25-2016 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21125110)
Which is?

I don't know. Last time I made a gfy bet it was a gfy handshake and I made money. It was with an owner of host back in the day.

I definitely want to put this in escrow because when I win... homie won't want to pay.

Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21125113)
I don't know. Last time I made a gfy bet it was a gfy handshake and I made money. It was with an owner of host back in the day.

I definitely want to put this in escrow because when I win... homie won't want to pay.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Riaaaaght, and what nick did you post under back than .... :1orglaugh

Sly 08-25-2016 08:16 PM

The trust is appreciated but I will have to pass on this one LOL. Good luck!

plaster 08-25-2016 08:23 PM

Looks like it's a hard core bet...

Problem is when I try to collect on November 8th... I'm going to hear chirps. But it's ok man... by November 8th I won't need any additional cash

Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21125128)
Looks like it's a hard core bet...

Problem is when I try to collect on November 8th... I'm going to hear chirps. But it's ok man... by November 8th I won't need any additional cash

No, no IOY . You can't even tell me your real nick. This 2015 shit isn't cutting it.

plaster 08-25-2016 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21125131)
No, no IOY . You can't even tell me your real nick. This 2015 shit isn't cutting it.

Asshole, name is plaster. I bet you and you are going to owe me 1K

plaster 08-25-2016 08:33 PM

Actually... you owe me 2.5k

Horatio Caine 08-25-2016 09:18 PM

LOL. have fun picking new nick in November, chicken shit. Can't even tell me who he is and wants virtual hand shake bet. :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 08-25-2016 10:43 PM

Let brassmonkey hold the funds :costumed13

plaster 08-25-2016 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21125191)
Let brassmonkey hold the funds :costumed13

You are witness to this bet. I, plaster, owe monkey fuck 1k if hillary wins...

If hillary loses, monkey gets 2.5k cash

Oh wait... still need to figure out who will hold funds.. sheeeet

plaster 08-25-2016 11:20 PM

Horatio... we will figure the logistics but the bet is in place :)

TCLGirls 08-25-2016 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21125098)
Ummm... you could have just asked me to contact sly direct... may have been alot quicker.

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on :)

Which "known escrow" company do you think is going to entertain your $1000 bet? LOL you high roller.

plaster 08-25-2016 11:43 PM

I've made the bet... in the old days it requires a handshake. .. in these days it includes calling mommy and sly... and eric

NatalieK 08-26-2016 01:38 AM

gambling without licence is illegal :2 cents:

plaster 08-26-2016 09:31 AM

Lol... today announced that assange is going to release deleted benghazi emails 1 month before election... lolol
I was looking for a bookie to give me 1.5 odds in this bet and to get 2.5... good shit right here.

There are no bookies I know that are taking the presidential race bets.

Joshua G 08-26-2016 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126040)
Lol... today announced that assange is going to release deleted benghazi emails 1 month before election... lolol
I was looking for a bookie to give me 1.5 odds in this bet and to get 2.5... good shit right here.

There are no bookies I know that are taking the presidential race bets.

mine does. he uses a site that locals use as an online agent, ezplay2001...

its had hilary -200/trump +160 which is crap odds for trump. the site totally fudges the vig...the wager gets posted & pulled at various times.

im not betting any dumbasses on GFY, only mark prince would pay. but he doesnt know how to gamble - he will only make horseshit offer. he would offer you 100 action straight up though if you want to get hosed on the odds...

:Oh crap

plaster 08-26-2016 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 21126145)
mine does. he uses a site that locals use as an online agent, ezplay2001...

its had hilary -200/trump +160 which is crap odds for trump. the site totally fudges the vig...the wager gets posted & pulled at various times.

im not betting any dumbasses on GFY, only mark prince would pay. but he doesnt know how to gamble - he will only make horseshit offer. he would offer you 100 action straight up though if you want to get hosed on the odds...

:Oh crap

I just got the best odds you could possibly get and Horatio is now shitting in his pants. 2.5X my money on the guy who's going to win because Hillary likely won't even live till November, she's going to go into epileptic seizure during the first debate :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If he doesn't pay, all will know, as will the other way around.

Relic 08-26-2016 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21125326)
gambling without licence is illegal :2 cents:

Gentlemanly bets are a go, see avatar.

NatalieK 08-26-2016 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21126196)
Gentlemanly bets are a go, see avatar.

then put me down for a 10, as long as womanly bets are ok too :thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 08-26-2016 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21126211)
then put me down for a 10, as long as womanly bets are ok too :thumbsup

thats 2 raffle tickets to screw nat :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 08-26-2016 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21125203)
You are witness to this bet. I, plaster, owe monkey fuck 1k if hillary wins...

If hillary loses, monkey gets 2.5k cash

Oh wait... still need to figure out who will hold funds.. sheeeet

I will do it

plaster 08-26-2016 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 21126277)
I will do it

This is a bet. The loser of bet pays. November 8th decides winner and November 9th is pay time. That's how this goes down.

NatalieK 08-26-2016 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21126220)
thats 2 raffle tickets to screw nat :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh nice one crucishitster


Can you hear my sarcasm :thumbsup

LatinaCamChat 08-26-2016 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 21126277)
I will do it

"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Coup 08-26-2016 01:57 PM

just send all funds via paypal to [email protected], OP

escorpio 08-26-2016 01:58 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/ohdy9.jpg


I know I am! :)

plaster 08-26-2016 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21126430)
"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Actually would be 3500 and I have zero interest in giving someone an interest free loan.

This is a bet and will proceed as such. Not even hillary would do this bet, lol. 2.5 is a good "deal" for me and ironic that a trump supporter would make a good deAL and a hillary supporter make a bad one. Now all that needs to happen is Horatio will back down to complete the liberal agenda.

CDSmith 08-26-2016 02:49 PM

Baddog will of course deduct the usual 10% escrow fee.

As any self-respecting holder of stupid bet money would.

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126559)
Actually would be 3500 and I have zero interest in giving someone an interest free loan.

This is a bet and will proceed as such. Not even hillary would do this bet, lol. 2.5 is a good "deal" for me and ironic that a trump supporter would make a good deAL and a hillary supporter make a bad one. Now all that needs to happen is Horatio will back down to complete the liberal agenda.

There isn't anything good about losing your tuition money, son. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Stay away from Vegas.
Baddog, can you pm me your paxum account. 2.5 k from me by end of next week. Let me know when chump collects his 1k and sends it in. Like I said, no IOY, none of that busllshit "I don't give free loans and will send it on november 7th". I can see where its going already. :thumbsup

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 21126610)
Baddog will of course deduct the usual 10% escrow fee.

As any self-respecting holder of stupid bet money would.

Than it won't be Lloyd holding the money. I can do better by donating it to SPCA

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat (Post 21126430)
"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Oh look, another 2015 nick.

plaster 08-26-2016 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21126643)
There isn't anything good about losing your tuition money, son. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Stay away from Vegas.
Baddog, can you pm me your paxum account. 2.5 k from me by end of next week. Let me know when chump collects his 1k and sends it in. Like I said, no IOY, none of that busllshit "I don't give free loans and will send it on november 7th". I can see where its going already. :thumbsup

This is a bet between you and me. As wonderful as baddog is, he's not touching my money. You simply pay me, or I pay you, November 9th.

I'm sure you are tripping over money but you are the asshat talking about money mediators. Last night I didn't really think about it and sounded good at the time to make sure YOU pay.

But numb nuts, are you retarded? Send some complete stranger thousands? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of
Just keep your yap shut until election day and we will talk and send money then.

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126700)
This is a bet between you and me. As wonderful as baddog is, he's not touching my money. You simply pay me, or I pay you, November 9th.

I'm sure you are tripping over money but you are the asshat talking about money mediators. Last night I didn't really think about it and sounded good at the time to make sure YOU pay.

But numb nuts, are you retarded? Send some complete stranger thousands? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of
Just keep your yap shut until election day and we will talk and send money then.

lol, thats what I thought :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck off than, little twat. :1orglaugh I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

plaster 08-26-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21126715)
lol, thats what I thought :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck off than, little twat. :1orglaugh I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

Did you just back down on the bet? It's a bet, you don't dictate complete strangers holding money. Go deep sea fishing, don't drown by accident.

plaster 08-26-2016 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21126715)
lol, thats what I thought :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck off than, little twat. :1orglaugh I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

Actually... I'm not letting you off the hook this easy.

I pay $420/month for my hosting and is a well known host on this board. It is a small percent of my monthly income and 1K is not a big deal to me. I will tell you my host, and you are free to hit him up for validation. This is all done in private. I will not send baddog a grand you fucking moron.

It's in your court and you will be the one with egg on your face. And I would like to know your host as well and what you pay each month and the owner so I can do the same.

How's that sound thunder prince?

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126724)
Did you just back down on the bet? It's a bet, you don't dictate complete strangers holding money. Go deep sea fishing, don't drown by accident.

You backed out, not me. Im not doing virtual handshake bet with fake nick.
I bet I'll spend more money filling up our boat tonight than you make in a moth, kid. :1orglaugh
Money on the table by eow or go fuck yourself. :321GFY

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126766)
Actually... I'm not letting you off the hook this easy.

I pay $420/month for my hosting and is a well known host on this board. It is a small percent of my monthly income and 1K is not a big deal to me. I will tell you my host, and you are free to hit him up for validation. This is all done in private. I will not send baddog a grand you fucking moron.

It's in your court and you will be the one with egg on your face. And I would like to know your host as well and what you pay each month and the owner so I can do the same.

How's that sound thunder prince?

You pay $420 in rent money, son. Money on the table or shove your dreamhost account up your ass.

Here's what I make on average month dipshit. One of the cascade processors. I'm probably doing 10K less this month. Beginning of school year, you should know. People saving money :1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bye, loser.


http://i.imgur.com/9QEGZN3.jpg

plaster 08-26-2016 04:38 PM

So you backed out. You're a fucking loser.

My host can easily confirm the YEARS of payments each and every month. I think it's you're full of shit and I won't tell you what I make. Paying 400 per month is enough information for any reasonable person to be comfortable that a 1k bet will be paid on.

You have satellite reception to post on gfy while fishing?

Horatio Caine 08-26-2016 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21126805)
So you backed out. You're a fucking loser.

My host can easily confirm the YEARS of payments each and every month. I think it's you're full of shit and I won't tell you what I make. Paying 400 per month is enough information for any reasonable person to be comfortable that a 1k bet will be paid on.

You have satellite reception to post on gfy while fishing?

It's called T-Mobile teethering dumb ass. I'm not wasting my time on your host, you grandmother or best friend. Money on the table or eat dick punk.

plaster 08-26-2016 05:00 PM

You know... I bet sly is your host. He's not a mod here so out of all people, why did you choose him?

If he is your host I bet he's reading this thread and is like... why did that motherfucker nickel and dime me on his hosting package if he's making 200k/monthly....

Lol

plaster 08-26-2016 05:34 PM

And if you do the math, let's say you DID make 210k monthly which is only in your dreams.

That's 7k per day. My 1k wager on your 2.5k wager is a little over 1 working hour. You have wasted WAY more time then that to try and get me to give money to random gfy nicks.

Nobody making that kind of money would do that. You are a liar, so full of shit, and a dirty (listen to me I'm a liar) liberal.

Go fuck yourself!

plaster 08-26-2016 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21126772)
I bet I'll spend more money filling up our boat tonight than you make in a moth, kid. :1orglaugh

Where are you fishing btw? Maybe I may know the owner of the boat you're going on
...

Errr, nevermind. The people I know are real, not make believe.

Carry on

Relic 08-26-2016 11:55 PM

http://i.imgur.com/OlzYcFc.gif

Relic 11-16-2016 01:02 AM

Pay up op.


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