Chicken Lover Tweeted Himself Having Sex With A McChicken
 

'It's the internet,' I said. 'I've seen everything,' I said. This video couldn't be that shocking, but as I scrolled through Twitter, looking for this infamous video that set the internet ablaze, I really wish I hadn't.
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We've all seen some things, but nothing really gets you quite ready for a dude sticking his erection into a McDonald's McChicken and masturbating with it, while in his room. The man's Twitter handle was @McDonaldsChiraq and his account has since been suspended, but the video lives on.

There's a re-tweeted video at the bottom of this post, but I'm going to ease you in with some reactions, from which you then can decide for yourself if you really want to keep scrolling.

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Useless without vid..

I saw it. You're not missing out on anything :1orglaugh It's a guy using the two buns as a masturbation glove basically..there's also mayo..at least I think it's mayo. or at least I hope it's mayo...

It's not mayo, it's cum..

If you hadn't noticed I was being facetious lol

didn't want to be late to the party?? :Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh

facetious

Did you swallow a dicktionary?

Lol I know, I know being literate is a difficult concept to grasp here on GFY :1orglaugh

Joshua G finally snapped eh!

This is racist. :2 cents:




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Basically it all went wrong when they canceled day care back in 1865...

All I could say,
what the heck has the world been up to these days? :disgust

everyone wants to see the man fucking a chicken sandwich...

wait...

I'm here too :)