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brassmonkey 09-01-2016 03:37 PM

Man Arrested for the 16th Time After He Allegedly Licked a Man and Tried to Bite Officer
 
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An Oregon man was arrested on multiple charges on Tuesday after he allegedly licked a man's face, tried to bite an officer, and climbed a tree.

When police arrived on the scene, Matthew Medlin, 32, "jumped on the police car, damaging it, then climbed a tree and ran into a restaurant," according to a police statement.

"Employees got the man to leave the kitchen area and police were able to take him into custody after struggling to get him to the ground. During the arrest, the suspect attempted to bite one of the officers," cops said in a release.

This was the man's 16th arrest, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. In a series of mugshots, Medlin's appearance drastically changes from clean-cut to tattooed, square eyebrows, face paint and black braids.

"Officers learned that the man damaged three other vehicles and attacked a man and licked his face," the statement read. Medlin was sedated by medical personnel and taken to a hospital for a drug intoxication evaluation.

He was released from the hospital and booked on charges of burglary in the second degree, four counts of criminal mischief in the first degree, resisting arrest, attempted assault of a public safety officer, disorderly conduct in the second degree, and harassment.

He is being held on $35,500 in bonds, according to court records.

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mineistaken 09-01-2016 03:49 PM

Crime news reported!

nico-t 09-01-2016 05:08 PM

Stop the presses

This is a huge milestone for brasshat and gfy. After years of only being able to figure out how to use the ctrl c and v buttons, finally the great donkster blesses us with ACTUAL SELF TYPED TEXT

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21138517)
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a huge day for him. Finally he can write! Brasshat, send this to your elementary school teacher you've had for the past 42 years and you are bound to finally go to the next class! Party time :GFYBand

Relic 09-01-2016 05:26 PM

1st of the month
 
oh oppppppppppppp

escorpio 09-01-2016 05:35 PM

Guy looks like he really knows how to party. :thumbsup

ContentPimp 09-02-2016 12:58 AM

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MiamiBoyz 09-02-2016 02:19 AM

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nakeddutch 09-02-2016 03:09 AM

last I heard, Hollywood hired him and he's getting ass, left / right / center....
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:thumbsup :mad: :stoned


brassmonkey 09-02-2016 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ContentPimp (Post 21139291)

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RyuLion 09-02-2016 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nakeddutch (Post 21139447)
last I heard, Hollywood hired him and he's getting ass, left / right / center....
http://i66.tinypic.com/23sxbte.jpg
:thumbsup :mad: :stoned


Thanks for this one!

1215 09-02-2016 05:41 PM

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