Paul Markham cannot afford a cup of coffee
 

Proof:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...uy-coffee.html

Yet he wants to tell you how to run your business.

Go figure. :helpme












This is obviously meant to be a snarky, satirical post. If it bothers you then get a life, please. ;p

It would be an honor to buy legend a coffee.

I thought that when reading the thread.

Personally I think he can afford a cup of coffee however I question the sanity of anyone who would place themselves in the position of being trapped on a coffee date with him :1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/21144082-post3.html

seems can afford the coffee by for pretty girls only :thumbsup

I would buy him a cup and drop a rohypnol in it. That way I could enjoy my coffee in peace.

To speak from the spirit of Paul Markham... I would say...

A profitable life is not only about making money... it is also about lowering costs:2 cents:

I can believe it - In London Pawn shops are opening up next to StarBucks...

He is retired and has cancer. Cut the man some slack.

Sheer hell, can you imagine trying to slip away after 30 min of him rambling on and on. Would be like a blind date with an ugly girl where you're just looking for that opening to get away.

Why should a celeb buy his own coffee? LOL

I could charge people to drink coffee with me. LOL

and only a Paul Markham would do something like that :thumbsup

I could buy him one at the show.

I would be happy to !:thumbsup

OK so now we need a ticket seller. :1orglaugh

this ^ :thumbsup :1orglaugh

I just bought two scenes for one of my tubes from Paul via AdultCentro. That should cover at least one coffee :)

Thanks Robert, anyone else want to buy some content? LOL

I'll give Paul a big thumbs up on his prices of individual scenes. Not many 10 - 20 minute or longer scenes are available for only $6 from many other licensors. However there are some great prices on content at Adult Centro.

I wonder what the cut Adult Centro gets is of that ?

Coffee is just beans and water it should be free no one will buy it

Paul is in Brno. I'm in Brno too :thumbsup

You could regale them with tales of your delusional condition.

Thank you. AC take 25% which is fine by me. Just nice to have a toe in the pond. Might even start a site and write my stories wrapped around the girls I knew.

I would certainly buy you a coffee Paul :thumbsup

"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles..."

his new business is comming soon