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OneHungLo 09-11-2016 07:57 PM

Seeking scatological companion - m4m (Somewhere USA)
 
Yo CS I found your soulmate.

We were classmates at Glenbrook Middle School. Wile unknown to many, myself included, your alias of "the shit demon" was known to all. You would strike at random, no particular bathroom, no particular time frame. But your calling card was unmistakable. Urinals, sinks, the floor, or a more traditional "Lilly pad" the shit demon was defecating his way to the stuff of legends. I had no idea at the time all the doors your phantom dumps would open for me decades later. I am writing this in hopes you will find this message and wish to join forces as we evacuate our bowels all over the greater Boston area. Your courage under the constant threat of persecution has inspired me to relieve myself in some famous and historic landmarks. I hope this funds you well and you wish to venture forth together and change the world, one dump at a time.


Body: curvy
height: 5'6" (167cm)
politics: Ross Perot
ethnicity: Inuit
fears: Bathroom cameras
status: divorced
diet: Drugs: Turkish amphetamines
drugs: daily

Look Chang 09-11-2016 08:07 PM

This thread stinks :Oh crap

CurrentlySober 09-12-2016 01:07 AM

Nice !

I have to say that I nearly fell off my chair with excitement when I read 'Seeking Scatological Companion' however as I am still banned from entering the USA, unfortunately I'll have to decline... :(

Spanks for stinking of me though...

armysmoke 09-12-2016 07:39 AM

What the fuck? :party-smi

CaptainHowdy 09-12-2016 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21155806)
drugs: daily

No shit :1orglaugh ...


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