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wehateporn 09-12-2016 03:59 AM

If a blind girl tells you that you have a big dick
 
She's probably pulling your leg

j3rkules 09-12-2016 04:07 AM

That is why I keep a cucumber in my pocket...

nico-t 09-12-2016 04:38 AM


NatalieK 09-12-2016 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21156202)
She's probably pulling your leg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you're getting worse...

not a bad thing when it's just getting naughtier :thumbsup

Spunky 09-12-2016 06:56 AM

Grog,that was a bad one

nakeddutch 09-12-2016 08:22 AM

I told one once, that's a kielbasa, you stupid bitch!
http://i64.tinypic.com/11ce4u9.jpg

:stoned

Double trouble 09-12-2016 09:26 AM

http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/u...vorce-dick.jpg

LetterTwenty7 09-12-2016 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21156244)

That reminds me, I gotta buy a PS4.:pimp

Jane BongaCash 09-12-2016 09:30 AM

just LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

freecartoonporn 09-12-2016 10:23 AM

That's funny because one time I went to the doctors to get an exam so that I could start doing sports.
I was soooo nervous to take my pants off in front of the Doctor but I knew I had to so I just kept myself mentally prepared for it.
The day of arrives and my doctor is a smoking hot 10/10 Asian lady.
This makes me wayyy more nervous.
I mean, what if she doesn't like my dick? Anyway, she's turned around washing her hands in the sink so I figure "oh she's getting ready to check me. I should take my pants off." Well, out of habit and due to nerves, I took my shirt off and then took off my pants... and underwear.
So she turns around and I'm standing there stark naked.

She gasped and said that wasn't necessary and left the room so I could get dressed.
Turns out I was actually there because my mom wanted me to get put on anti depressants.

I still take em to this day.

romeo22 09-12-2016 10:49 AM

good one!She might get surpised when she touch the cock

TheDynasty 09-12-2016 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21157060)
That's funny because one time I went to the doctors to get an exam so that I could start doing sports.
I was soooo nervous to take my pants off in front of the Doctor but I knew I had to so I just kept myself mentally prepared for it.
The day of arrives and my doctor is a smoking hot 10/10 Asian lady.
This makes me wayyy more nervous.
I mean, what if she doesn't like my dick? Anyway, she's turned around washing her hands in the sink so I figure "oh she's getting ready to check me. I should take my pants off." Well, out of habit and due to nerves, I took my shirt off and then took off my pants... and underwear.
So she turns around and I'm standing there stark naked.

She gasped and said that wasn't necessary and left the room so I could get dressed.
Turns out I was actually there because my mom wanted me to get put on anti depressants.

I still take em to this day.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 09-12-2016 12:58 PM

lol.....

Google Expert 09-12-2016 01:46 PM

not bad.


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