An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
 

An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would u think they're twins, one is tall, other is short, they don't look anything like each other! Are u blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would fuck u twice." !!

Ooo, nice, another out of work former store clerk clogging the unemployment line.

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reminds me of...

a guy is buying condoms at a store... clerk asks: "do you need a bag?"

















"no, she is not that ugly..."

The power of watermarking.

Went to watermarked URL. Site is a holding page. FAIL.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I know a lot of mothers like that.. I'm like really??

Good joke

bafoosha from norbert movie

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Ozzy (not Osbourne) is the first guy I ever heard who told that joke. I always thought it originated with him!

Ozzy is the funniest person ever, he rocks, he's the cure for all depression, and there's no one on earth remotely like him. Here's the vid.

I approve this message. We need more jokers around here.

Lmao...

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wishing there was a massive "laugh out loud" rather than these above...

That was hilarious, nice one AAC, thanks :thumbsup

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she deserves slap on her big ass