assaulting employee for working too slowly her trip to prison is fast
 

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BELLEVUE, Ohio - A woman accused of assaulting a McDonald's employee for working too slowly has been sent to prison for violating probation for a previous offense. Mary Jordan, 33, of Sandusky, Ohio, was on probation after serving a 20-month prison term received in March 2014 for two counts of complicity to commit forgery when she was arrested in connection with the June 8 McDonald's assault. Jordan smiled widely in her police mugshot and was charged with one misdemeanor count each of assault and child endangerment in the Bellevue incident. She was sentenced Aug. 26 to seven months in prison for violating terms of her probation in the 2014 case.

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I see you had to cut some of the title and didn't even bother re-capitalizing it.

How is your text spin script by the way? You don't seem to be using it anymore after the last time it fucked up your copy & paste story.

I do like that you still use imgur to re-upload article images for the SE's.

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