Bill Clinton is going to fuck Ivanka Trump
 

You heard it here first.

Bill will exact his revenge by banging Ivanka.

And then Hillary will attack and destroy her.

You spelled Rape wrong op.

No such thing. . . Her dad said it himself. Bill is a star. Women will gladly let him do whatever he wants.

Bill Clinton is a rapist.

Perhaps. . . but he will make sweet, sweet love to Ivanka.

All First Ladies have some kind of platform. Michelle Obama has made hers helping kids eat better and get exercise and helping improve education for girls. Bill will make his, laying Ivanka down by the fire and breaking out a sweet, salty Cuban cigar.

Kids don't eat though, they eat part of the lunch, throw the rest away and come home and eat a 2nd lunch.

The lunches are utter crap. Ask your kids or other peoples kids.