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freecartoonporn 10-18-2016 11:58 PM

What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?
 
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yuu.design 10-19-2016 07:43 AM

hahaha, good one :P

Spunky 10-19-2016 07:49 AM

I thought once every birthday was the answer :(

Dappz 10-19-2016 08:00 AM

this is cool yeah.......

Jane BongaCash 10-19-2016 08:52 AM

haha nice joke:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 10-19-2016 09:18 AM

haha nice one! :)

j3rkules 10-19-2016 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jane BongaCash (Post 21233248)
haha nice joke:1orglaugh

Yeah.

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 10-19-2016 09:46 AM

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Kiwigirl 10-19-2016 10:27 AM

LOL the things I have to look forward too I guess.

pornguy 10-19-2016 10:55 AM

Wrong.

Every where sex. You have sex everywhere in the house.

Bedroom sex, You have sex only in the bedroom.

Hallway sex. You walk by each other in the hall and say " Fuck You "

Adnium_Ivana 10-19-2016 07:58 PM

Oh man, I hope not :2 cents:

Rochard 10-19-2016 08:50 PM

I've been married for eighteen years.... two months ago my wife said the best thing ever.... "Any time you want a blow job all you need to do is ask".

It's been the best two months of my life.

ContentPimp 10-19-2016 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21234763)
I've been married for eighteen years.... two months ago my wife said the best thing ever.... "Any time you want a blow job all you need to do is ask".

It's been the best two months of my life.


Good on you Chard!
When can I hear magic words like those as well? :upsidedow

Paul Markham 10-20-2016 02:14 AM

Not in our marriage, approaching the 18th year. Have to think about a present.

m4nipul8 10-20-2016 04:23 AM

Denail
Acceptance
Cuckoldry

freecartoonporn 10-20-2016 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21234763)
I've been married for eighteen years.... two months ago my wife said the best thing ever.... "Any time you want a blow job all you need to do is ask".

It's been the best two months of my life.

teach me the magic.

I've been married for 4 years and got 3 BJs , sorry 2.5 i didnt came that one time so it's 0.5

Jane BongaCash 10-20-2016 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21235294)
teach me the magic.

I've been married for 4 years and got 3 BJs , sorry 2.5 i didnt came that one time so it's 0.5

sad to hear it :(

m4nipul8 10-20-2016 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21235294)
teach me the magic.

I've been married for 4 years and got 3 BJs , sorry 2.5 i didnt came that one time so it's 0.5

Honestly no offense rochard is pbbc fo li but if one is married, one does not ask for the blowjob, one takes it.


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