Damn Women!!! I Cant Win!! AHHHHHH!!!!
 

Ok heres the situation.

My boss was taking a bunch of guys out to dinner and then to a mens club called "blue moon" ....

I called her, and said this:

me: hi hon, gonna go out with the office to dinner and then a bar afterwords, ill be home late

her: oh wtf, whenever you with me your on the pc, now you wanna go to a bar witht hem?

me: its not really an option, my boss is taking us, what am i gonna say no? lol

her: hang up



So i told my boss i couldnt make it due to the fact i needed to come home and cook (made something up)

Now ive been DYING to go to this strip club for a LONG time, and this was my chance!!! But ig ave it up to avoid an argument!

Now im on my way home and i call her.



me: hey, im on my way home, i thought about what you said and you were right, id rather spend the time wiht you

her: dont do that, i didnt tell you to do that ... wtf is wrong with you? turn around and go back

me: but i did it to spend time with you!

her: bullshit i know you wanted to go, just go!

me: no id rather spend time with you

her: hang up




<font size="6">WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?</FONT>

I cant fucking win, now we are in a fight, and i STILL didnt go to the club!


Few more of these and i may become gay with juicy!

How old is your GF? Geez...

dump that bitch

and look your at home on the PC like she said :1orglaugh

spineless bastard

Shoulda just gone after her hanging up. Next time she'll expect it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gee, she KNOWS you wanted to go...and thats bad enough...
in reality...if you went anyway you'd be in trouble and if you didn't go you would be in trouble...

kudos for telling the truth...but maybe next time lie or just tell your boss no in the first place, then go home tell the GF and then probably get great sex for choosing her or the $5 whores...
then again, if I remember right, your chick is psycho but paying for everything...right?

oh for fuck's sake.

Tempermental selfish bitch, ain't she? This signals a problem that you're not going to get rid of, dude. She's got issues, and by giving in to her, you've just guaranteed that she's going to play guilt-trip cards for the rest of the time you're with her.

Trust me on this. I'm a chick.

First... grow balls... Harsh words, but too few men these days have them (try listening to Tom Leykus and watching the Man Show)

Second... Find a new chick. Ones that are cool with crazy work schedules, naked babes, drinking, debauchery and so on are hard to find (damn glad I got a good one) but worth the effort. In the mean time, bang some cute bimbos to keep yourself entertained.

Did I miss anything?

you got it, lol


damn i shoulda went, i bet they had a BLAST!!!

my boss is big with the corporate charge card, gets us all VIP booths for hours with multiple girls, lol


DAMN I WANTED TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

lol shudup

Next time say..."Bitch you are fired" and go...

either all of your things will be demolished or she'll have a wake up call...but in all honesty...whatever happened to monogamy?

gee...if you can't go home and be happy with whats at home...gee go home to nothing or someone else:2 cents:

see thats just it ... every other time i do just go when she hangs up, and deal with it afterwords, but this time i wanted to NOT argue and spare all the drama shit.

And can you beleive when i finally got home, she said:

"why cant you ever just understand??"

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!?!

The only reason im home is because i "understand"!!!!!!!!

You have got to be kidding me. You might want to give yourself a courtesy check and make sure that you nuts are still where they are supposed to be.

:glugglug

haha, no you don't! hehe if you understood you would have automatically said NO when it came up in the office...

girls, sometimes so necessary and most of the time pains in the ass

i respect your opinion, but your trully barking up the wrong tree with the monogamy shit, lol

been with this girl 7yrs on and off, i consider myself married, heh

once in a while a guys night out should be ok, regardless of where its to. At the same time a girls night out is fine also! (or girls night in hehe)

I always hated girls that hang up on you mid sentence. :1orglaugh

wtf?

thats what she said!!!

You're a fuckin whipped pussy boy lil2rich
Try a dirty sanchez or a donkey punch next time you fuck her. That'll teach the bitch who's boss

I would beat the shit out of her with my cock :Graucho

Preach on brother. :glugglug

maybe you should steal someone else's girlfriend...

nah

this is the first time out of maybe 200 that i actually caved in and came home, lol


thats why i didnt expect ot get reamed out anyway

Dude, your wife is a bitch and you're pussywhipped. Those two things don't do well together.

believe me i know all the usual answers...the typical I want you to be all for me thing...girls...so predictable...SOMETIMES...

If your girl is still paying for everything and after 7 years she's still pulling stunts like that on ya, I think she needs help but I think you need some too if you're still taking it.

Those are 18-19 year old/first live-in love insecurity headgames. WTF?

You're so whipped that the light from being pussy-whipped won't even reach you for a 100,000 years.

she is extremely possesive and insecure, but thats understandable considering my past.

Im far from whipped though, lol .... i just didnt feel like having the fight tonight.

BTW ..


she is 29 and a school psychologist, LOL!!!!

Doesn't practice what she preaches eh?

You like to be psychologically abused don?t you?

That?s why you posted that here didn?t you?

:glugglug

for all the shit ive put her through, im sooo surprised she is still with me, heh

I give her credit for that.

Maybe she is just using me as in-home studdies for some psycho-analitical project? ROFL!!!

that reminds me for an episode of Friends...(will I get in trouble for watching that?)

where chandler lies to Joey and Monica asks why he lied...Chandler said, you always lie to avoid the long complicated talk...

So, shall we call you chandler?

Let me guess, she either grew up without a father or she had a bad relationship with her father?

hmm

actually neither, but i see where your coming from.

this is too funny...a chick doesn't want her man to go to a strip club and oh my god he is pussy whipped...heaven forbid a woman want to be the only woman in a man's life...yeah... ok:1orglaugh

Sounds like she's very upset because your not giving her the attention she wants and I totally understand that. But the WTF talk and the hanging up thing is wrong wrong wrong. Don't sit there and feel sorry for yourself, go have a talk with her and get off the dam computer.

oops i think you misread it.

She didnt know where i was going.

She thought it was gonna be dinner and a bar, no strip club

Then if she put up with whatever you are saying she put up with, I think she should try some serious self-assessment or reassess the relationship. Is all the insecurity worth it? She's paying the bills, so basically she can support herself. WTF....sometimes we're really strange.

She didn't want him going for dinner with his work buddies (although we all know what was on their dirty mind...tsk..tsk..tsk) she had no idea.

I'm a little whiped, but I would have turned around, like she requested - and dealt with the consequences later.

:glugglug

I trust my man with very few of his friends...cause well, some guys are bad influences..and I'm sure she knows enough about what happens when the boss springs for dinner...

Girls may be crazy, but not stupid, well in that sense...

but yeah...you, I assume fucked around before or whatever...and well she never got over that...can you blame her...its hard to do, no matter who you are...

For a better understanding of the relationship, you can refer to my old thread here:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=113414

http://www.pleasuredvds.com/delete/party/pics/09.jpg
Scary

hey fucker, lol

dont be bookmarking pics of my girl, ROFL!!!!!!!!




p.s
yes that is really her

hehheeh.....Kanoealoha, I'm the opposite, I was so used to guys that were 'less than faithful' that with my present hubby I practically fight with him to go out - nothing doing.
I think it's all good....reverse psychology. :Graucho

hehe, we all gotta do what works! :glugglug

:-)

ahh.. I remember that thread.

Question is.. can you live under her thumb for the rest of your life? If the answer is no.. you're wasting your time and hers. If the answer is yes.. why aren't you married?

^^^

what she said...


:thumbsup