Do you masturbate while driving?
 

I do pretty much every day.

Relieves stress.

why i'll do that? i have enough porn at home :P

I've sucked my fella off while driving...

I did once on I-90 between Moses Lake and Spokane. It's a very boring drive. Wore a condom so I didn't make a mess.

Was it him driving or were you driving?:upsidedow:upsidedow

Yes, but I prefer to fuck while driving.

ahhhh haha, yes, you got me, both tbh :thumbsup

You were both driving wtf?

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Use a towel next time.

Ever tried pissing into a watter bottle in the car when stuck in traffic ??

Certainly not as easy as it sounds....

nope but i know a lot of people call in for phone sex while driving.. doesn't sound safe.. I use to love road head but jerking off while driving seems pretty pathetic haha..


Jerk off to a tube like everyone else:2 cents:

Actually I jerk off to a tube while driving.
It's not even in the countryside either it's through fucking cities.

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no, both driving at separate times my naughty and funny friend :thumbsup


While on tour, Gary drives, I've sucked and wanked him off & a few times while i'm driving, yes, he's been busy down on me...


never done the fucking while driving, seemed too dangerous :2 cents:

Yeah, I never fucked while driving either. I love it when mrs smack dat sucks me off while i'm driving though.

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It's kinda difficult when you have a stickshift

Shocker... hoe

Yes once but I crashed because of the VR-glasses:(

No amount of cumming will relieve the stress caused by rolling your car over a cliff with your dick in your hand.

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This is the main reason I don`t drive!

For safety get a fifi and let the passenger assist you in masturbating and driving haha!

I pick up a girl and spring the news about 10 miles out, "No free rides" Blowjobs are better than wanking imho.

Not while I'm actually driving, but I do do it at busy pedestrian intersections...

I yell 'Hey Baby' at hot chicks who are crossing and I wave my knob at them.

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You must be careful of the 2 pretty girls in short skirts walking around your local shopping center!

My friend came out of the center, getting in his car the 2 girls went over and asked for a lift. My friend gladly accepted & they all got in. Well half way to the destination, the girl in the front lent over, got my friends cock out & went down on him.
While she was sucking him off, the other girl only grabbed his wallet. So after he shot his load in her mouth, they both had jumped out & he realized what happened.

He went back to find them again, he's done this 5 times now in the last month. He also told me he buys his wallets from the cheap £1 shops, works out as a very good deal :winkwink:

wait... Gary i thought you and Nat were a couple... Is she cool with you having a fella?

We used to film lots of Yanks girls driving and getting off, however after a member wrote because their family was killed by a distracted driver we stopped. The videos are really hot, but I always did worry. I couldn't imagine the lawsuit possible off of something like that. :2 cents:

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omg, you should have become a comedian :1orglaugh :thumbsup


Serious, get a job as a comedian :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


OMFG, you're a comedian :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Oh, sorry, am I going on a bit...


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you're so brilliant, so funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


please don't stop :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh





Bored yet? :helpme


So boring, nothing good to say? Let's start again...


do you masturbate while driving Nico-T? Yes, ahhh great, tell us the story! No, fuck off then :321GFY


Now that's funny :2 cents:

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