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Bladewire 11-02-2016 01:59 PM

Jesus Burial Slab Opened Yesterday: End of Times?
 

New photos show the historic limestone slab where the body of Jesus is believed to have been laid out after his crucifixion.

The burial slab inside the chamber of Jesus?s tomb in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in the Old City of Jerusalem has not been seen since at least 1555 AD, when it was encased by layers of marble.

Last week, the burial tomb was opened and the marble covering the original surface removed by a conservation team from the National Technical University of Athens. Researchers had 60 hours of access to the tomb before it was resealed.

?I?m absolutely amazed. My knees are shaking a little bit because I wasn?t expecting this,? said Fredrik Hiebert the archaeologist-in-residence for National Geographic, which had exclusive access to the restoration project at the church.

?We can?t say 100 percent, but it appears to be visible proof that the location of the tomb has not shifted through time, something that scientists and historians have wondered for decades.?


Jesus? burial slab uncovered for the first time in centuries | New York Post

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2016 02:04 PM

The invention of Jesus' divinity was a political move made by the roman emperor Constantine ...

wehateporn 11-02-2016 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21268111)
The invention of Jesus' divinity was a political move made by the roman emperor Constantine ...

Instead of worshipping the Sun, they switched the Sun with Jesus, left most other stuff the same, nice scam

Bladewire 11-02-2016 02:13 PM


Spunky 11-02-2016 02:14 PM

Blasphemy

The Porn Nerd 11-02-2016 02:18 PM

So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

HomerSimpson 11-02-2016 05:42 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conten...ive_a_fuck.gif

blackmonsters 11-02-2016 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21268105)

Jesus had some balls to do what he did so this pic proves it's him.

:2 cents:

Bladewire 11-02-2016 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 21268627)
Jesus had some balls to do what he did so this pic proves it's him.

:2 cents:



:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2016 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21268156)
So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

There is actually a heresy that states that Jesus, given his miracle man status, switched his place with somebody else in the cross :1orglaugh.

Paul Markham 11-03-2016 12:20 AM

Christianity is based on lies. Like all religions.

Look Chang 11-03-2016 01:36 AM

"Religion is the opium of the masses" (Karl Marx)

MiamiBoyz 11-03-2016 02:59 AM

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

Bladewire 11-03-2016 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21269239)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

:thumbsup

JFK 11-03-2016 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21269239)
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

God bless George :Graucho

PR_Glen 11-03-2016 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21269077)
Christianity is based on lies. Like all religions.

just like most conspiracy theories.

Bladewire 11-03-2016 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21270733)
just like most conspiracy theories.

Excellent observations :thumbsup

Hannes 11-03-2016 01:24 PM

just here to see what the jesus freaks say :1orglaugh

j3rkules 11-03-2016 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21268156)
So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

Hilarious.

:1orglaugh

Smack dat 11-03-2016 03:43 PM

Christianity is like GFY

Stupid and useless.

SBJ 11-03-2016 03:54 PM

http://www.relatably.com/m/img/buddy...IEPWNTWYZE.jpg

crockett 11-03-2016 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 21270199)
God bless George :Graucho

He was always my favorite critical thinker.

CaptainHowdy 11-03-2016 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21271093)
Christianity is like GFY

Stupid and useless.

Smack DAT!

imabro 11-03-2016 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21268156)
So that second pic is Jesus?
Thought he ascended to heaven 3 days after or something.

Maybe it's Judas. LOL

Yeah, kind of messes with the original story

imabro 11-03-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21268675)
There is actually a heresy that states that Jesus, given his miracle man status, switched his place with somebody else in the cross :1orglaugh.

Never heard that, link?


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