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When a burglar climbs in through your window (Weekend laughter)

Late one night, a burglar prowled the streets & see a home with all the lights off & the owners out, an easy target. Breaking in, the burglar made his way around the dark house.
As he was unplugging the stereo he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you".
Startled, he turned and looked around to see a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the burglar continued to pick up the stereo & the same voice said once again, "Jesus is watching you".
He quickly turned again & looked at the parrot. The burglar said to the parrot "did you say that?"
The parrot replied "yes, Jesus is watching you". The burglar laughed & said, "so who are you". The parrot replied "I am Moses". The Burglar chuckled & asked, "who would call a parrot Moses". The parrot replied "The same people that called that rottweiler Jesus".

Enjoy your weekend :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21274141)

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obviously you're having a shit weekend

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

really stupid is the above!

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Having a shit day?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So on each of my threads, you felt the need to act like a child, posting the same picture, coz you got more dick than brains, one incher...

I bet your wife's proud of you :thumbsup

:1orglaugh oh, :321GFY :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21274231)

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :throwup

your constant harassment can lead to a ban

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

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Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 21274213)

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It's funny as fuck isn't it :thumbsup

I heard it & thought I'd give you all the same laugh! Only the good people shall find enjoyment in funny jokes :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21274351)

Just you ain't having a good weekend, don't fuck with the rest of GFY or I'll see you gone mother fuckers

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21274546)

:1orglaugh

but did you like the joke?

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21274351)

Good luck with that you spammy, ban-dodging, dumbass festering cunt.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21274867)

but did you like the joke?

The Rottweiler is a parrot or the burglar is going in or out? Is that it?

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21274351)

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21275116)

The Rottweiler is a parrot or the burglar is going in or out? Is that it?

no, omg, it's so funny!

The parrot says Jesus is watching you, the burglar thinks the Parrot is saying Jesus, like him above is watching him, but instead, the Rottweiler's about to bite his fucking ass!

It's hilarious :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21275932)

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:1orglaugh :thumbsup