America : Canada loves you. Move on up.
 

As I write this, it looks like Trump is going to win. I cannot fucking believe it - holy fucking hell.

If you are as stunned and surprised as we are, fear not! Canada loves you. There are lots of beautiful places for you to live up here. Come on up before Trump builds the US/Canada wall.

Canada doesn't need any more cucks, fuck off

I would rather have American people than Syrians

Arrogance killed the D, same as the R. Nobody listened.

Worst upset in modern history?

Why would they want to do so? They will be making their country great again instead.

Make Canada great again op

You have a spare room I can rent?

Canada does NOT belong to the Jewish people.

Or at least it won't for much longer...

It is funny that people complain about the "mexican wall" but nobody wants to move to Mexico

Reminds me of 04. Everyone on the media and people were saying Kerry had it in the bag. Then Bush won. I was in university then and my math professor the next morning just sat at his desk with his hands in his head. After 10 min he told us to leave. LOL.

Wait earlier today and all of last month you were PRO HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WTF.

Wait. . Did i,win?

But my dear, Winston.. I've always b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶a̶s̶t̶a̶s̶i̶a̶ Been a Trump Supporter

We are coming that way!!

It looks like it, yes.

No problem paying you - you're winning the bet fair and square. As I write this, its 244 for Trump vs 215 for Clinton, but I doubt Clinton will win in the end.

PM me with your Paypal account, and I'll send you the $100 in the morning. (Shake)

F U C K !!!!

Besides being an ignorant cunt, why do you say that?

Naw, dont do stupid, they will invade you like muslims did in Europe.

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canada can have the freeloaders, hollywood idiots and illegals. good riddance.

GFY as a collective has decided to ship Crockett, Suckonthis, Jswenson, Bladewire and Rochard north over the border to help make Canada great again! If that doesn't get the job done, we'll throw Gspotproductions and Eddythedog across the Atlantic to finish the job.

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Prince, can they all stay at your place for a bit until Canada's social services are able to find them shelter? Crockett can just crash in your car and Eddy and Bladewire will share a room.

Let me guess Muslim? Resorting to name calling over a joke.

Of course! I hope they like back bacon and Celine Dion!

fixed that for you....

lol......

:thumbsup stand up bro :thumbsup

Good riddance anti-Trump losers.

Hahahahaha!

Canada loves you. Move on up North of the North :)
 

Americans google 'how do I emigrate?' as searches for 'end of the world' rise around the planet

Canada is too cold - why would anyone go there? sorry Mark

Never heard of Vancouver BC :thumbsup Summer all year long Almost.

bwhahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Almost?
According Wikipedia avg. temp around 52F and snowfalls 7mo out of the yr not exactly my idea of summer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Vancouver

Hang out downtown not in Abbostford and you will be ok :) :thumbsup

Fantastic, Rochard says he is excited to try out your Mustang Volt.

You're absolutely right. Damn miserable here. If it isn't the polar bears, it's the walrus trying to eat you or break into the igloo. Stay far away from the Motherland

In fact, this seems not to be the case. And with climate change - which the President Elect calls a hoax - it will only get warmer there.

Canadians are nicer, super friendly, very clearn, nice weather... And their money looks like monopoly money. Sounds like a great place to move to.

LMAO ... You really don't want any to come over don't you LOL

Good one Spunky :1orglaugh


I have to Agree with You. :kisskiss ......... Did i just agree with Rochard ? Shhhhhhhh :winkwink:

Hell no... nothing to see here.

American refugees will be stunned to learn when arriving in Canada that:

1. They must cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs - despite not winning the cup since '67.

2. They must learn the lyrics to all Justin Bieber and Celine Dion songs...and be able to sing them after a dozen Molson beers on karaoke night.

3. They will no longer be the center of the universe.

By the time we choose to accept your immigration application (assuming we will)...Trump will be long gone from the White House.

But let's face it. You're not immigrating to Canada anytime soon. You still live at your parent's house. Sit down.

I'll move to canada when the earth warms a bit and it's not so fucking cold up there

Sorry, that's a deal breaker. I'm out.

I'll try New Zealand.

LMAO :1orglaugh


LMAO :1orglaugh

cheap real estate in cuba at the moment...might be worth considering, they have better healthcare and its free and less crime etc...not less than canada tho...but cubans will accept you like you accepted them :thumbsup

Mark in all honesty this trump win is no surprise to any one except you and the media. the American public is stick to death of all the complete bullshit by politicians and all the complete lies by the media.

there is no war on women, the is no rape culture, pretty much the whole Hillary bullshit line is all crap no one believes except you, the fucking Huffington post and the media.

this election proves this, just as many of us thought. in fact I'm sure you'll find a higher than usual voter turn out just to make sure this creepy bullshit ends. :2 cents: