how does one become an american
 

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First you have to go fuck yourself.

now what happens

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That's it...baby

Once you can fuck yourself you are fit to be the average American.

Welcome!

There are many ways, but the first step is to become a permanent resident (what is referred to as having your green card). That's the bridge between having a visa (working, refugee, family, etc.) and becoming a citizen.

Once you've been a permanent resident for 5 years you can apply to become a citizen. That takes another 2-3 years, then you take a citizenship test and get sworn in.

My sister is an American. What does this do for my cause? She's naturalized, not born there. I'm moving for the guns and free speech. Should I avoid mentioning this?

Probably just knew the right cocks to suck. :thumbsup

Are you the Spaniard I have to bribe?

She just had pricey jewish immigration lawyers. :2 cents:

that too though I'm sure.

If you're serious, PM me. Where are you from again?

Bring $2 million in cash.
Promise to create jobs.
Green Card:APPROVED

dept of naturalization

There isn't a way. That is the issue. And just a heads up. Hillary wanted to create one and Donald doesn't. ooops.

simple. send a donation to the clinton foundation. only 5 weeks left on close-out special price for american citizens documents.

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You can marry Rosie O'donnell. Probably the easiest route.

okay this I will seriously look into because it sounds the most promising thus far.

this can be plan B for Barry.

oh well

this I'm not doing

Make a fictional marriage for some cash

Put an eagle feather up your ass first.

Gain 60 to 100 pounds have a lobotomy and you're there. LOL

Grab the nearest shovel and smash it into your face. Citizenship will be forthcoming.

I think that's how you get your british citizenship ...

I think you are speaking to becoming a British citizen other than leaving off the bad, yellowed teeth of the British and the Cockney accent that virtually cannot be understood.

You know the teeth like yours and the Cockney accent like yours.