Is Donald Trump's Hair a $60,000 Weave?
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Donald Trump has generated an unceasing torrent of press attention that some estimate to be worth roughly $2 billion. Yet the central mystery at the very core of his persona-his inscrutable hairdo-has somehow, impossibly, remained unsolved. Until, perhaps, now.

A tipster who claimed knowledge of Trump's hair recently came to Gawker with a potential solution to the enigma: Trump's hair is not his own, costs tens of thousands of dollars for installation and upkeep, and comes from a man as mysterious as Trump is bombastic.

This solution that Trump, our tipster says, sought for his hair woes is a little-known, patented hair restoration treatment called a "microcylinder intervention." It's only performed by one clinic that we know of-Ivari International-where our source once sought treatment, and where he says he learned of Trump's apparent patronage. What's more, Ivari's New York location was inside Trump Tower-on a floor that's now private and reserved for Donald Trump's children's offices.*

Gawker was unable to independently confirm Trump's connection to Ivari; both Trump and Ivari did not respond to multiple and persistent requests for comment. [Update: 31 days after this post was published, Ivari's attorney represented to Gawker that "Mr. Trump has never been a client of Ivari. Ivari has not treated his hair in any way, at any time," adding that "Ivari was in practice for over 30 years in the United States, and remains in practice today in Paris, and has one of the finest reputations in the industry. [Although] a very small number of its thousands of clients have voiced a complaint...the vast majority of Ivari's clients have been loyal for decades and are extremely satisfied by its services."] But after extensive research into Ivari's history, Ivari's treatments, and the photographic record of Donald Trump's hair, this is a potential answer-perhaps the first plausible one-to the riddle of Donald Trump's hair.

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He paid for that?!.

i hope a eagle swoops down and rips that fuker off!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sounds like something a black crow might do, not a Great American Eagle. :winkwink:

indian? racist! :disgust he's against you guys :Oh crap get your papers in order dogg. they might have to cut you in half if you get deported :(

Papers? I don't need no stinking papers! No one in my family has been born in Mexico for over 100 years (grandmother on mother's side) and she was raised in Texas since age 6. And she was criollo, not mestizo.

They would have to cut me in quarters, not half. :)

was kidding :winkwink:

Was explaining for the 25th time. Let it sink in this time, will you? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

you always go racial no mater what. i really don't get it.

his hair is evil

He is against nobody, you moron.

It has a sticker that says made in China

Your racism triggers me. :(

ahh that explains the orange skin :Oh crap

^^ Fake liberal news ^^

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a eagle!
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coming from gfy's top racist :1orglaugh

He can afford to pay for a hair.

Yep, they dipped the wig into the river that runs outside of one of the sweatshops he uses in China to give it that color and the chemicals leeched into his skin.