Man accidentally cuts friend's penis
 

A man's sex life could be marred forever after his pal accidentally cut off his penis while they were cutting firewood together.

The pair who are neighbours were having a few drinks in the village of Vanatory in Romania's Iasi County before the accident happened.

The 49-year-old reportedly warned his 53-year-old neighbour to be careful with the chainsaw before lunging the saw towards him for a joke, which then turned ugly as he accidentally whipped off his mate's manhood instead.

The casualty was rushed to Parhon Hospital where he remains in a serious but stable condition.
Parhon Hospital in Iasi entrance


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Maybe you can shove that cock up your ass?

stfu and bump my threads :pimp:pimp:pimp

My wiener just sucked back into my body

some jokes can just be too cocky

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

That was me. It was a hot day and we were cutting firewood naked. Things got out of hand.

That sound lovely.

yeah if he was a female trapped in a mans body :(:( :helpme:helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:(:(:(:party-smi:party-smi:party-smi

Damn. Sucks for the dude with the dick sawed off. :(

Poor dude...

article too short, no pictures, no death news, story from europe which makes it relatable
5/10 - a refreshing take on gore-mongering, lazily executed

Damn i feel sorry for him

It will save him money on porn memberships

poor man...

well, he is lucky to stay alive

Auchhhhhh

now he can become Gay