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CaptainHowdy 12-19-2016 04:51 PM

Is this a veritable sign of getting old?
 
Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Smack dat 12-19-2016 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21392440)
Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Congrats!

Bladewire 12-19-2016 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21392440)
Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Luckily the truth is you weren't so desperate as to hookup with it or keep it around so you didn't feel lonely! Good for you, there is hope :thumbsup


NatalieK 12-19-2016 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21392440)
Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

you sound like you need a holiday in Spain! Sorry to hear about your awful night CH...

Christmas only a week away, you'd be better off going to a singles bar & just chilling out for an hour or so! There's plenty of nice, friendly people to choose from! :thumbsup

MiamiBoyz 12-19-2016 06:16 PM

Hookers are well worth the money.

mineistaken 12-19-2016 06:21 PM

As in younger people do not do tricks like that, trying to hook up friends etc?

TheDynasty 12-19-2016 06:22 PM

Sounded like a blast!

Vendzilla 12-19-2016 07:15 PM

Smoking is an oral fetish, just saying!

klinton 12-19-2016 08:19 PM

you seem to have lots of romances. what happened with that girl from Haiti ?

romeo22 12-20-2016 04:19 AM

Depends of you current mood

bns666 12-20-2016 04:32 AM

so was there any action? :)

yuu.design 12-20-2016 08:31 AM

did you fuck her ?

ruff 12-20-2016 08:54 AM

You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

CaptainHowdy 12-20-2016 10:47 AM

Merry XXXmas, guys :xmas-smil22 !

MFCT 12-21-2016 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21392440)
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It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

This is sad. You know what's even more sad? Being needy, needing someone to have a sense of fulfillment. That's sad.

I have a GF, been with her for years. Love her. I like being with her. I like spending time with her.
But I don't need her. And she knows very well that I don't need her. I never have, and I never will. Yet, she worships the ground I walk on. Go figure.

I'd have less drama and complexity in my life if I were single. And I'd have one less person in my life pissing me off at times. So count your blessings.

LetterTwenty7 12-21-2016 04:44 AM

Life is hard and then you die. I mean love.

slapass 12-21-2016 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21392440)
Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Like you didn't have a bad blind date in your twenties??? I have had a few dates lately and nothing too exciting. Well.... next.

CaptainHowdy 12-21-2016 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 21395896)
Like you didn't have a bad blind date in your twenties??? I have had a few dates lately and nothing too exciting. Well.... next.

We're accustomed to hunt our women around here. It's primitive, I know.

mineistaken 12-21-2016 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21395959)
We're accustomed to hunt our women around here. It's primitive, I know.

This is true, but his point was that being set up for a blind date have nothing to do with being old as it happens for young people as well.

Phoenix 12-21-2016 07:28 AM

Come to Asia dude.....

mineistaken 12-21-2016 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 21396268)
Come to Asia dude.....

perfect solution for loosers ( those who are not good enough to date at home). Higher level - marry, highest - bring one more migrant to your home country.

CaptainHowdy 12-21-2016 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 21396268)
Come to Asia dude.....

That is the best advice I've ever recieved.

PR_Glen 12-21-2016 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 21394240)
You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

yeah, if you completely let yourself go sure...

JFK 12-21-2016 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 21392692)
Sounded like a blast!

depends on your age :1orglaugh:thumbsup

PR_Glen 12-21-2016 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21396370)
perfect solution for loosers ( those who are not good enough to date at home). Higher level - marry, highest - bring one more migrant to your home country.

without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

mineistaken 12-21-2016 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21396778)
without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

would exist, like south american countries exist. We could go thousands and mire years back, but in that case we can come up to the point where nothing much existed in terms of habitation, but that is off topic to modern times and fully habitated lands of today.

OneHungLo 12-21-2016 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21396778)
without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

True, but we're talking about the Spanish, Portuguese, English, Irish, Italians, Polish etc., not some non-assimilating-gay-hating-woman-hating-genitial-mutaliting-cult.

Are you really comparing the migrants from the late 1800s to these refugees from Islamic countries? Please dude.

Honez 12-21-2016 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21392467)
Luckily the truth is you weren't so desperate as to hookup with it or keep it around so you didn't feel lonely! Good for you, there is hope :thumbsup


This! :thumbsup

Linkster 12-21-2016 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 21394240)
You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

You would be amazed at how untrue this is - as long as you don't actively creep on them, it's fantastic how many "non-daddy issues" women in their mid 20s want an older man for stability and experience. :thumbsup

Grapesoda 12-21-2016 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21396439)
That is the best advice I've ever recieved.

I know a few guys that have moved to Thailand... one guy told me he lives in a penthouse apt on the beach, like a total rock star. 65K per year :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 12-22-2016 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21397894)
I know a few guys that have moved to Thailand... one guy told me he lives in a penthouse apt on the beach, like a total rock star. 65K per year :2 cents:

That's just grand ...

pornguy 12-22-2016 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 21394240)
You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

Ahahahahahahahh So not true.


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