Please help, I need to know the best way to.....
 

Need to know the best way to clean a disgustingly dirty oven. Can you burn that shit out or what?

Throw it out and buy a new one

I'd burn that shit out, then shop vac

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Sears outlet

Fill a pan with vinegar and boil it.

Wipe down the inside.

Works wonders in microwaves.

I've always had good luck with oven cleaner. Spray it in, turn on the oven, cool and wipe.

Microwaving half a lemon works as well...

Hire one of those "naked maid" services...while they are sucking your dick you will forget all about the dirty stove!

WIN - WIN

Any as "As Seen On TV" product

Bladewires got the idea.

Vinegar and lemon juice left to soak will remove a lot without getting crazy toxic.

Easy-off and a putty knife

Shit.

I honestly don't give a damn about cleaning an oven. That's women's work. ;)