Considering Robbing Fort Knox - Need Help.
 

Ok, first of all I am not a crook and I have never stolen a bean before but times are hard. Christmas has left me feeling the pinch and I could do with some extra $$.

Fort Knox in Kentucky has a shit load of gold and I intend to steal it but I am going to need a team. I am looking for people that have advanced specialties in the following.

1. Robbery
2. Firearms
3. Bombs
4. Electronics
5. Military
6. Hacking

That list is not limited their be new positions becoming available as I think of them, I could also do with a planner.
There is like $180,000,000,000 available and I would be happy to pay $1,000,000 per crew member on completion.

I am in the UK and have never visited the site so if someone local to there wants to scope it out for me it would be appreciated. I Google Earthed it but I couldn't zoom in satisfactorily.

Nevermind. I have decided to try and get an increase on my overdraft instead.

the gold is underground and the whole place is designed to flood in case of a breach...

gold is gone ... all smoke

https://barefootintentions.files.wor...moke.jpg?w=900

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Do I have to leave the house?..

Gr8 opportunity, I'm thinking about this at the moment ... :)

It will never work

Gold? What gold? :party-smi

Simple.
Operation Rockabye Baby

^^yep. first step is to hire a pilot named pussy galore.^^

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PS. I miss the old days, without dumbfuck political correctness crushing all that is good in the movies.

thats you crockett, bladewire. fuck you.

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