Naked Woman Steals Cop Car. Goes on 70 Mile Joyride.
 

A naked woman stole a cop car and went on a 70 mile joyride today, possibly with felons in the rear of the car.

Naked woman 'steals police car and leads cops on hour-long 100mph chase after being sexually assaulted' - Mirror Online

This is the kind of woman you want to marry....

poor woman, they say she was naked because she was sexually assaulted :(

:1orglaugh

Pics or didn't happen.

Crazy woman
 

Sounds like my girlfriend on a quiet day.

One day she flashed a FEDEX triple trailer. Driver got so excited he almost swerved into us. Another day she flashed another trucker who started chasing us. Didn't know you could get a semi up to 90. I had her Lexus floored about 150 to loose him.

Crazed women
 

Nothing like waking up in the morning, wondering if you're getting the world's best blow job or a butcher knife in your chest

Although there were days I thought I was going to get both