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Grapesoda 01-07-2017 07:00 AM

for of you who consider god to be a GIANT hebrew action figure
 
The Great Courses

I recommend these 2 courses by Jodi Magness

Dr. Jodi Magness is the Kenan Distinguished Professor for Teaching Excellence in Early Judaism in the Department of Religious Studies at The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. She earned her B.A. in Archaeology and History from The Hebrew University of Jerusalem and her Ph.D. in Classical Archaeology from the University of Pennsylvania. For her engaging teaching, Professor Magness won the Archaeological Institute of America's Award for Excellence in Undergraduate Teaching. Her other honors include a Fulbright Lecturing Award from the United States-Israel Educational Foundation, and fellowships from institutions including the American Council of Learned Societies and the National Endowment for the Humanities. A trained archaeologist with more than 20 years of field experience, Professor Magness has excavated throughout Israel and in Greece and has codirected excavations of the Roman siege works at Masada and a Roman fort at Yotvata. She is the author of numerous scholarly books on the archaeology of the Holy Land. Among them are The Archaeology of Qumran and the Dead Sea Scrolls, which won the 2003 Biblical Archaeology Society's Award for Best Popular Book in Archaeology, and The Archaeology of the Early Islamic Settlement in Palestine, which won the Irene Levi-Sala Book Prize

Jesus and His Jewish Influences

this courses lays out the Hebrew text and the relationships to history and the of Christian text. really well done and informative..

The Holy Land Revealed | The Great Courses

and this course lays out the actual or as close as they can figure the actual tribes and lands involved in the area of Judea, super informative. well researched.

CaptainHowdy 01-07-2017 07:53 AM

The jewish god is actually a donkey ...

crockett 01-07-2017 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21433207)
The jewish god is actually a donkey ...

correction.. "all" gods are donkeys..

Grapesoda 01-07-2017 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21433216)
correction.. "all" gods are donkeys..

what no meme to show case your brilliant insight and deeply intellectual thought process?:helpme

crockett 01-07-2017 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21433609)
what no meme to show case your brilliant insight and deeply intellectual thought process?:helpme

What should I respond to your copy and paste posts with actual intelligent debate? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

anthony78 01-07-2017 11:27 AM

The law is above the gods!

Grapesoda 01-07-2017 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21433615)
What should I respond to your copy and paste posts with actual intelligent debate? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I did read and understand the text before I posted it, can't really say the same for you I guess :( and I am watching the lectures and have viewed many many others in the last few months. what I'm telling you is, yes I do understand the lectures.

not sure why posting a short bio of the teacher and brief descriptions of the courses is classified as a cut and paste though????? and you actually expect me to accept your thoughts on our political system?? really?? you're going with that??

overdose 01-08-2017 04:47 AM

God is a form of higher energy (to create, etc...) which back then people used to release with working together in unity, connecting with each other for a purpose, or serving life in any possible ways, planting seeds, etc so it serves you back... and since God created everyone to it's own image it's safe to say we are all Gods and we all have the ability to cause "magic" with the right methods... and the whole default matrix around us called nature is basically God itself and you as a human is literally a cell of it... God+God = God, haha... we all born with the aincent knowledge, we all learn the ancient patterns sooner or later... of course the powers are trying to wipe that knowledge out of the minds from the first second a person is born with any available tools, so your life will be like blindly wandering in a dark forest believing all the bullshit they ever say

You can have a guess what a city is... it's called VIRUS... it causes the exact opposite of what the optimal operation of a human being would be

lopezeva850 01-08-2017 05:16 AM

You guys should watch the TV Show Preacher, it's very funny. "God is missing!!!"

bns666 01-08-2017 05:20 AM

:1orglaugh

MiamiBoyz 01-08-2017 05:54 AM

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CaptainHowdy 01-08-2017 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21433216)
correction.. "all" gods are donkeys..

http://www.pngall.com/wp-content/upl...NG-Picture.png

mineistaken 01-08-2017 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21433207)
The jewish god is actually a donkey ...

bwass donkey?

CaptainHowdy 01-08-2017 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21435283)
bwass donkey?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

oppoten 01-08-2017 12:59 PM

hebrew action figure
 
or "American" as he's otherwise known

bronco67 01-08-2017 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21433609)
what no meme to show case your brilliant insight and deeply intellectual thought process?:helpme

You're applying insight and intellectual thought processes to fairy tales? You're not capable of either of those things by the way, unless you read it somewhere written by a person smarter than you are -- which isn't a high bar to reach.

CaptainHowdy 01-08-2017 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21436009)
You're applying insight and intellectual thought processes to fairy tales?

https://9r86yh6iat-flywheel.netdna-s....-Jung-007.jpg

SilentKnight 01-08-2017 04:04 PM

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PornDiscounts-V 01-08-2017 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21433924)
I did read and understand the text before I posted it, can't really say the same for you I guess :( and I am watching the lectures and have viewed many many others in the last few months. what I'm telling you is, yes I do understand the lectures.

not sure why posting a short bio of the teacher and brief descriptions of the courses is classified as a cut and paste though????? and you actually expect me to accept your thoughts on our political system?? really?? you're going with that??

Ctrl-c, ctrl-p


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