At It Again With The Little Lady -
 

This time its clearly my fault though, lol


phone conversation:

her: hello honey, hows it going

me: oh good

her: ok ill be there in a little while, want to order something?

me: sure

her: like what?

me: a blowjob

her: yea right, seriously like what?

me: i dunno, not hungry

her: well i want a salad, what do you want?

me: i DONT KNOW!

her: dont get testy, just tell me what you want!

me: ok ill order an escort to come give me a blowjob and have her pick up a sald on the way over for you, want anything else?

her: oh my god, how can you say that to me, blah blah blah, i hate you, blah blah blah, :::crying:: whyyyyyy :::sniffling::: diiiiid :::crying::: youuuu :::sniffling::: SAYYYY ITTTT??

me: ok i was joking, ill take a meetball hero and some diet pepsi

her: bullshit! Thats the last straw

her: hangup





heh well atleast now i know its my fault, lol ..... but WTF it was only a joke? She gets annoying with that "what do you want" shit, just fucking order something and ill eat it! lol

Rich you need to put your bitch in check you pussy.

Give me one nght with her and ill have her whipped back to shape.

please, take 2 night


LOL!!

Yeesshh..

when someone says "I don't know" to me.. I usually offer up a couple of suggestions.

But the question is, do you go crazy over a joke?

I have to admit though, cant REALLY blame her for this one, lol

I have a kinda dry sense of humor with her, not like i said it then laughed, lol

Hey have the escort pick me up a Hot Roast Beef

thnx

hehe... if you think this is good makeup conversation, you don't even deserve a girlfriend, dumbass..

yes, and after 7 years of being with her she should know your sense of humor and not use it as an excuse to blow up at you. If you'd said that to me, I'd ask if I should stop for condoms or something.

your woman is ugly.
cant you find anything better ?
or you stick to her only because she pays the bills ?

What time you think the Roast Beef will be there????

PK i dunnoh ow you do it, but you seem to say exactly what i am thinking!

I remember that from the other 2 or 3 threads as well.

lil2rich4u2 that clearly wasn't the smartest thing you could've said, but as a man I feel my fellow man is right....so yeah, FUCK HER she should know when we're joking! dumb slut......

LOL!!

yea i agree ... i just tend to think after 7yrs, theres no more walking on eggshells, lol

Ditch the bitch :321GFY

To me it's very obvious you are not happy with things. She's too nitpicky and none of that is going to change. You need to find the strength to either tell her things have to change and in what way, change the locks on your doors and take a step back in the relationship to see if she's willing to work on things (doubtful), or just cut her lose altogether and realize in the long run you'll be happier.

I would hate to have to deal with a SO who is constantly on the edge of blowing up. It's not warranted at all.

Rich
7 years with a chick, she is looking for a ring. Commit or dump her

yea you guys always have solid advice for me on these "g/f threads"

I just wish as PK said, i had the strength to make the changes.


Im a sap for a girl crying, lol ... i always feel like she is fucking miserable and its because of me, so whatever the cost, i want her to stop .... A.K.A your right, im a pussy, lol

BTW i bought her a ring once, lol

had it in the store being sized, then i went and picked it up ...

that night she threw a fit over something so stupid

i ran back to the store and returned it, saying "oh fuck this" LOL!!!

If i was you i would get her pregnant then dump her

perhaps the real reason is that she is disappointed with your Adult Webmaster career. You probably told her, in six month you'll be a porn king and that's not the case :)

You fucked up. However, it also looks like you aren't suited for eachother. Live and learn. Either get your shit together, or get a girl who can stand your shit.

kinda reminds me of a saying:

"there's an ass for every seat"



But your right, i know your all right ... im just too weak i think, lol

She always makes me feel like shit when she cries, i always think its my fault then i go to hug her and comfort her and next thing you know she is wiping jizz off her chin and im the one crying, LOL!!!!

Stick your cock in her mouth and shoot acreamy load

That is fucked up..........But I like it !!! LMAO

What is fucked about that? Spill the seed and bounceeeee

She needs to lighten up some. I thought your response wasn?t offending:

her: hello honey, hows it going

me: oh good

her: ok ill be there in a little while, want to order something?

me: sure

her: like what?

me: a blowjob

My hubby always says that and I say sure, I have something to eat but what about you?

Just be careful that you are not on a ?speaker? phone. A couple of years ago, I was finishing up a proposal with six male execs leaving the conference room and forgot my cell, so I asked if I could use the phone. Boy did my face turn red! Those guys stopped dead in their tracks and dead silence. Like an Idiot, I said what about fish and we are on speakerphone! Poor hubby didn?t get the hint until someone said that?s what I want for dinner!

Good luck,
:)

Agreed.

Grow a spine, tell her enough of anything is enough, it's been 7 years, don't make it 8. She's not worth it. Next time the phone rings, hand it to her and tell her it's Bellevue calling.

Can someone please bust out the attention whore pic. That fucker needs to show up in every lil2Rich post.

this one Fletch?

hahah

sounds like this girl has mental issues

now this is how it should be. IF I made a comment like that to my girl she would say something back like "Would you prefer a blonde or brunette" or "Ok but only if I can eat her while she blows you"... this is how life should be, open, filthy and perverted!!... Much props to you PK

4 months later and this is still the case :winkwink:

I'd say only if its a redhead... and no fake tits...

Men are such insensitive pigs :1orglaugh