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brassmonkey 01-16-2017 03:37 PM

Massive Alligator Strolls Casually Past Florida Tourists
 
go watch the video!
https://i.imgur.com/yEcJh5c.jpg

Video has emerged of a massive alligator strolling past an awed group of Florida tourists, as if it had not a care in the world.

The gator, spotted at Circle B Bar Reserve in Lakeland, appeared to be about 12 feet long.

The behemoth seemed indifferent to the tourists as they gaped and snapped photos.

Video of the encounter was posted on the Polk Nature Discovery Center Facebook page on Sunday by witness Kim Joiner.

"He was the biggest gators I have seen out there. I have been going out there for years too," Joiner wrote.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/massive-a...192632905.html

Bladewire 01-16-2017 03:41 PM

That's insane!







adultcalltakers 01-16-2017 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21456877)
go watch the video!
Video has emerged of a massive alligator strolling past an awed group of Florida tourists, as if it had not a care in the world.

12 foot alligator with massive sharp teeth and armoured back faced with 2 tourists armed with iPhone cameras....

Id say he doesnt have a care in the world

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21456889)
That's insane!







would you touch his nose for 5 grand?

Bladewire 01-16-2017 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21456898)
would you touch his nose for 5 grand?

No I like my arm, would you?

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21456910)
No I like my arm, would you?

if i killed him first yes. the shoe making would begin. then the dirty south to get rid of a ton of gators!

EddyTheDog 01-16-2017 03:55 PM

I wouldn't have stopped running until I was on the California coastline...

kane 01-16-2017 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21456928)
I wouldn't have stopped running until I was on the California coastline...

Same here I'd have looked like a cartoon, all that they would have seen of me is my shadow as I bolted like a bullet being shot from a gun.

DBS.US 01-16-2017 04:10 PM

I took a drive down Highway 41 in Florida and saw four big gaters per mile on the side the highway in the canals.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ti...481009!6m1!1e1

TrafficGoldmine 01-16-2017 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21456928)
I wouldn't have stopped running until I was on the California coastline...



hahahahahaahah

Are these people nuts ?!

crockett 01-16-2017 04:22 PM

This is why I don't go swimming in FL.. also because of the sharks, snakes, snapping turtles and now pythons.. Fuck that shit unless the water is crystal clear and I can see everything in there.

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21456985)
This is why I don't go swimming in FL.. also because of the sharks, snakes, snapping turtles and now pythons.. Fuck that shit unless the water is crystal clear and I can see everything in there.

you could ride this gators back! just make sure you have a backpack full of pork chops! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 05:29 PM

are you fuking serious??? youtube terminated the youtube already!! wtf???

fresh copy

Spunky 01-16-2017 06:34 PM

Damn,that thing is a monster!

Bladewire 01-16-2017 06:38 PM

The youtube account I posted the video link to was not mine :thumbsup

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21457348)
The youtube account I posted the video link to was not mine :thumbsup

ok :) i was worried it was my fault

beerptrol 01-16-2017 06:43 PM

Zero fucks given. Hopefully he won't be captured by a hunter

brassmonkey 01-16-2017 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 21457363)
Zero fucks given. Hopefully he won't be captured by a hunter

well if he does they will know. he is protected

MiamiBoyz 01-16-2017 07:21 PM

They are invading is turf so what is the big fucking deal?

Alligators were here long before humans and they will be here long after we are gone.

JFK 01-16-2017 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21457339)
Damn,that thing is a monster!

no shit :helpme

SekobA 01-17-2017 01:28 AM

The alligator can eat you at once

PornDiscounts-V 01-17-2017 01:32 AM

A full reptile couldn't give two shits

bns666 01-17-2017 03:55 AM

it's probably old and slow

Paul Markham 01-17-2017 04:10 AM

When you're that size and that deadly, why have cares?

SilentKnight 01-17-2017 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21457204)
are you fuking serious??? youtube terminated the youtube already!! wtf???

fresh copy

Don't be fooled.

Camera adds 5 pounds.

Adnium_Ivana 01-17-2017 08:43 AM

https://s29.postimg.org/3yo0g06qv/fgr.jpg

O MARINA 01-17-2017 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21458212)
Don't be fooled.

Camera adds 5 pounds.



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

romeo22 01-17-2017 01:02 PM

it looks for the new victim


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