First World Problems: When she takes too long to make me a damn sammich
 

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:mad::mad:

God has a way of evening these things out - Next time that will be me telling you where to shove your fucking sammich...

:winkwink:.....

I know what you mean. Emily Ratajkowski was over the other day and all she wanted to do was screw, but I was insistent that I wasn't going to sling some dick until she made me a sandwich.

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First World Problems: where everybody's a drama queen , and everything's a conspiracy.

Not again :mad::mad:

God's a bitch...

That just made me feel horribly lonely ...

first world problems - foreign trojan horse invasion and eventual conquering

she needs to eat a couple of them herself

Looks like she should eat the sandwich.

She left the oven light on, would not bang

First World Problems: If the election doesn't go your way, just blame the Russians.

hahahaha
good one