Got my first hooker-refund ...
 

On an unusual midnight stroll I happen to come across a petite and quite attractive (just because she was petite and, first and foremost, affordable) street hooker working nearby a square. The obscenity of the public blowjob (this was the third in my whole life) was far too pleasurable to finish it fast so the tiresome prostitute (her technique has quite mechanical but not that bad*) ended up refunding me my cash, and I just walked home with a condom on...

*When I woke up I do feel some teeth aftertaste in my cock.

Lucky you! God bless that tranny :thumbsup

You're a officially a seer ...

This story warms my heart

Busted??

Quite the contrary, I didn't bust the nut.

Petite?

As in he was...a dwarf?

lucky guy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... Just petite for the sake of making my cock look bigger.

lol :pimp

"La putain au c?ur d'or" ...

this is the kind of romance that's missing from my life

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ok, that was funny. :thumbsup

Honey, you know where to find me ...

of course, but where can I find her? =)

Lol
 

LMAO..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I call BS.

why would you have teeth aftertaste, if you wore a condom & why would she not have just give you half the money back, she did the job, you just didn´t cum :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

mucho amor el capitanus =)

I was surprised at the full refund as well ...

Not so lucky, for starters I had to pay to get a blowjob :Oh crap.

lost me at 'the hooker gave me my money back'