The only man in history killed by a flying turtle.
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus#Death

. Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.[17] Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object.

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thanks Obama!

We blame everything on Trump now.

"Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle"

Nice way to die, fucking eagle...

Or some husband found him shaging his wife and did it

Sometimes fate has a way of takin' a big 'ole crap on you.

One of the most legendary L's ever