Are You a Conservafart?
 

You're a Conservafart if you can count to potato.
You're a Conservafart if you haven't paid you trailer off.
You're a Conservafart if you spell trailer trailor.
You're a Conservafart if you can't pay cash for your Cadillac.

ADD pls

Never preserve my farts ...

You protest against Obamacare while being enrolled in the ACA.

You're pro-life until your girl gets knocked up.

Being Anal Retentive is a requirement to be a true Conservafart.

i lik farts as they often lead elsewhere