Anyone tried 'Alli' ????
 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...i_1387637c.jpg

Supposed to make you lose weight but with the side effect of an oily anal leakage as the fat leaves your body...

I'm currently on my second pot so far this week, but unfortunately no leakage yet :(

How much do I need to take before my ass becomes a 'Tub Girl' style sprinkler system?

When you say your second pot...

http://www.chipstone.org/imgpublicat.../80/sm56Hb.jpg

...you mean you broke the first one?

none of that stuff is going to help... this shit isn't rocket science, you need to eat less, and/or burn off more calories... and that's all in the mind, you just need to want it badly enough...

I remember when that came out, it was called olean/olestra in n.a.

cuz eating a salad is not an option

never knew anyone who tried it (not surprising as I don't par with idiots) but I distinctly remember the warning "explosive oily diarrhea"

so yeah, right up your alli so to speak =) try a bag of chips or three, bet that will help achieve your desired effect