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Smack dat 02-05-2017 02:32 PM

My Life is Ruined!!!
 
As per my previous post.
I was waiting for my sister to arrive home. My friend and I had been waiting for her and just been playing with peanut butter on my penis while we waited.
Anyway, my friend had gone to bed and I had fallen asleep on the sofa when she got home around 2am.
She was with another fucking man!!

She was drunk, no doubt about it and although I had been sleeping when I heard the door unlocking I instantly got hard. When they walked in the room I wasn't sure what to think.
My sister looked hot. Really short skirt, long legs and off the shoulder top. Her eyes were closed and I saw my chances slipping.
The man she walked in with was coloured. He was good looking though, I could see muscles through his tight white shirt.

The guy looked at me, looked at my erect penis and then tried to suck me off.
I couldn't fucking believe it so grabbed a nearby vase and smashed it over his head. His body slumped to the ground.

I fucked off out of there and haven't been back since. I am hoping they will both have forgotten by the time I return.

I think the guy might have been a taxi driver that was just helping my sister in the house. Also, thinking about it he might not have been trying to suck me off, I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I just hope he's not dead.

Speigelau 02-05-2017 02:36 PM

The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.

Smack dat 02-05-2017 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau (Post 21518773)
The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.

What about my subsequent death?

mce 02-05-2017 02:42 PM

GFY's very own Ernest Hemingway :)

lock 02-06-2017 03:11 AM

No mention of washing off peanut butter.

j3rkules 02-06-2017 03:15 AM

A wet dream.

beerptrol 02-06-2017 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21518779)
What about my subsequent death?

If it had been you that died,,,,,,,,,then the story would have ended with a happy ending

Bladewire 02-06-2017 03:33 AM


Matyko 02-06-2017 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce (Post 21518797)
GFY's very own Ernest Hemingway :)

Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess

jaanB 02-06-2017 05:19 AM

Sounds legit.

freecartoonporn 02-06-2017 05:25 AM

that escalated quickly.

Cyber Fucker 02-06-2017 06:00 AM

ah before clicking here I have thought that perhaps gary emailed you some offer too... :uhoh

SilentKnight 02-06-2017 06:09 AM

Mom late with the bowl of kraft dinner again?

CaptainHowdy 02-06-2017 06:51 AM

Life is for the ruining ...

SantaClause 02-06-2017 07:16 AM

Are you now living under an alias in Argentina?

TheDynasty 02-06-2017 01:30 PM

Glad you are ok

BestOnlinesex 02-06-2017 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 21520171)
Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess

I personally felt a hit of sarcasm in the initial comment.


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