I have $1000 CASH to Giveaway This Weekend
 

My ex-wife is taking my kids this weekend so I need something to fill the attention gap. Yep I am a very needy person. So I have set aside $1000 in cash and or traffic to giveaway here on GFY. I need ideas on how to do it. Please post your ideas here.

1. Some interaction from posters is need to claim cash or traffic, they can't just post thier name to win.

2. Whatever your idea is, it has to make someone look like a fool, even if it is me.

3. It needs to help promote one of my many programs/projects.

4. If your idea includes bashing any of my competitors it will be considered first.

5. I really like contests that calls out competitors.

Post your ideas here, if I decide to use your idea you will get $50 cash just for coming up with it. First one to post that idea that is. Thanks

you are quite a shit disturber :1orglaugh

Design Contest:thumbsup

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY !!

Sig design contest to promote your shit!:winkwink:

Sig Design Contest

Some photo editing on your private collection :Graucho (j/k!)

Or a logo contest

Logo Design competition for your New Parody site

http://www.spotchokers.com

DynaMite :2 cents:

choker how about a button contest for the ctts program?

gimme your $1k and I'll have your button in my sig for the rest of my life

must post a pic of yourself naked on the beach with your dick tucked between your legs holding a sign for the sponsor of choice

one week to show the (verifiably) highest traffic volume and best productivity stats from ANY purchased traffic, but preferably spotborkers vs. chocker traffic. (spelling errors on purpose :1orglaugh ) Winner takes all.

:2 cents:

Contest --> build or explain the best surfer trap without pop-ups or redirection.

Let loose thousands of balloons with fish hooks hanging from them on monofilament line.

Call it "The Great Seabird Roundup of 2003"

Give the money to a guy who's nick has 3 capital letters, 10 small letters, a divine quality with a mix of parenting bliss (in 2 forms).
:2 cents:

give 1000 bucks to whoever tattooes your URL on his ass

That would take a bit more than 1000$... atleast I'd require more. Now, if only they tattooed animated pictures. I'd like that dancing chicken on my forehead.

how about give 5000 free hits to the webmaster that can send enough hits to your competition to shut down their servers.

how about the most creative and effective way to work your link into a sig? maybe even balance that with most impressions

how about having someone come up with a flash game of "Choke the boat" When a webmaster purchases traffic from you then they get a link to go play the game. The game would consist of a chicken driving a big old luxury boat. The webmaster that could load the boat on the trailer "having to maneuver around the floating blow up dolls and eruptions from the penis geysers" the quickest. (Say within a weeks time frame) would win the money/traffic. Webmasters always love to try their skills at flash games and it would give them an incentive to buy traffic so they could get the special link to play. They get one shot at the game for every 5,000 hits they purchase.:thumbsup

have a contest to see who can get a high pr on google

Give it to me!!!! :)

Here is my idea.
List why chockers system is better then spotbrokers.

Your list looks empty.

Post a picture of you and see who can come up with the best photochop of it , hopefully bashing your competition at the same time.

Logo design for ChickenTraffic to spice it up a little

why bother thinking of something new - just paypal me the $1000


you ALL know if i put my mind to this I'll win.

Ok we have found a bash target now.....paypal me the $50
before I start the $1000 piss match

DynaMite :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Photochop competitor's banners and ads.

Who can shoot there load the farthest???

Ok...here it is. Have everyone that wants to win grab a camera and go out to the bar or around town. Ask hot chicks to hold a sign in the air that says something funny about Choker, why to use them...blah, blah, blah...BUT IT MUST BE IN A PUBLIC PLACE, so that means you can;t have your cute younger sister hold the sign. For a grand (or a bunch of traffic) I would do it. Then let the board pick the winner. I think this would make it fair, becuase most of the suggestions need photoshop skills but anyone can pick up a camera. It just takes balls to ask hot chicks to hold a sign and let you take their photo :glugglug

Give it to the person who comes up with the best way to give it away..

how bout i tell you to shut yer fuckin cornhole, you give me the money or i come kick you in the nuts

twice :Graucho

first off i think the winner should only be someone who has actually bought traffic from Choker in the past..otherwise how could any participant bash Chokers competietion with any real insight..

now take me for instance i have bought from Choker many many times and still do..so automatically i should be qualified..

as for Chokers competition i have never really had much success with any one them so i guess its safe to say they all suck..

and as far as the contest idea goes..how bout whoever can take the best picture of there own ass with a Choker Logo on or around it wins the dead presidents..so with this you get some humility for your money and a promotion as well..

i got the digi right here and i got a ass to shoot..:thumbsup

heh damn, I got too many exams this weekend, I have the perfect REAL life idea too

'shit traffic for TGPs' ....

set up a standard TGP with no trades but a script that can measure productivity, buy a few k traffic from different sources.

Then start sending traffic from source 1 to that new TGP. After 24 hours check the prod of the traffic. Write it down...
Reset the script and start sending traffic from source 2.. check prod after 24h, write it down... and so on.

The one who can guess what source sends the worst productive traffic wins a price. The one who can guess the productivity in % of the worst traffic wins something too.

Of course you send traffic from your system last. So you can profit from the 20 bookmarkers the site already has.


Now you can paypal me the $$

got somethin to hide?

Hmm does that mean I should get $100 choker credit for "Traffic Wars" :)

for $1K i will create a glass mosaic of your site name to hang in your home

I already made this challenge here
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=109588

And not one single traffic broker had the balls to step up to the plate and take the challenge. I put my money where my mouth is; too bad all the spamming traffic brokers are too scared to do the same. Bunch of chicken shits.

I like this idea, who here can program short flash games like this? My kids have their own websites and I would be interested in paying someone to write games for them.

Not sure if the hard drive of GFY's server can hold all the reasons or not. Lens how big is the hard drive??

Choker lives in a Trailor....with a motorhome and a boat parked
next to it. Hey´s a happy camper!

DynaMite :thumbsup

hahaha. This is true I live in a Trailer right smack dab in the middle of tornadoe country. The boat is now hooked to the camper, waiting for me to take the boat in to get repaired. I'm too scared to drive the damned thing since it's 60 ft long. I actually called the boat repair place to see if they can take my boat in at 3:00 am so I don't have to drive when traffic is on the road. LOL

I think you should give it to me as a baby shower gift!
Best idea yet...:)

FT**

who said I was hiding it ? :321GFY

Getting lots of ideas from guys over icq, this weekend is going to be fun. Still not decided on the type of contest to have, but leaning towards bashing my competition and calling them out somehow.

spotchokers.com

For 1k I will send over the anal fisting midgets to Juicy's house ,film it and pocket the remaining 950 bucks to purchase traffic from Choker :Graucho

A hacking contest!!!
You make a page, and with that page, they have to reach the last page!!!
maybe time the participants?
and the one who does it the fastest WINS!!!!
:winkwink:

It's like that MTV Show...What Would You Do?

First person to provide you with a photo of them humping a rubber doll or one of those fake pussy things we've all seen. They'd have to provide receipts and photos to enter/win.

You can judge it or give it to the first one to do it. I think the most creative photo should get it.

For $1,000 it's got to be something over the top. Take this idea and run. If no one is up to it...then you just do something else. If they do...we'll all be entertained. The thread would be huge.

Hey you thief scroll up I already suggested that one.....stay
away from my money :Graucho

DynaMite

HAHAHA, I thought of giving the prize to someone who tapes themselves fucking and then cumming on a rubber chicken. But Juicy has probably already done that, he does have this thing about sticking his dick everywhere, don't take it the wrong way there Juicy :thumbsup . Better yet would be a female (KK) fucking herself with a rubber chicken while chanting "Choker you are my master". That would be worth a $1000

You have to get naked and into a gray fur coat with shades and a PIMP hat while holding a sign with saying you are a competitor's PIMP.. Gotta post a new thread and picture here.