Why don't people ever have pens?
 

Everytime I go over to someone's place and need to use a pen they look everywhere and NEVER FUCKING HAVE ONE

Why dont you shut the fuck up.

:321GFY

Start carrying a pen with you like the rest of the pizza boys do.

Who cares?

Ordered a pizza Saturday night.

Delivery guy did not have a pen. Needed mine.

Exactly. Thats why johnny needs to start carrying a pen when he's delivering pizzas.

There would be a lot of ookie pizzas out there if I was a pizza delivery man :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Carry your own if you care ...

It's 2017. Who needs a pen?

you mean pen or penis

Stick one up your ass and then you'll be ready.

^^^^ other than signing checks I NEVER use a pen.. All my work notes are text files or spreadsheets.. Hell my weekly grocery list is an app that tells me how much I spend weekly.

Come on over probably have 700-800 in a drawer from my last 2 websites I had made along with t-shirts.

lol that's what I always need it for or filling out envelopes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was thinking the same thing, why would you carry a pen?

Why don't people ever have pens?
 

must resist Anne Frank joke...

oh fuck it

http://i.imgur.com/frJmb2F.jpg

Happens when a particular house has children/students no longer attending school , But most people I know in the teaching profession have pens available most of the time.

This is a very important issue and I think most of 2017 will revolve around it.

use your penis