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CaptainHowdy 02-14-2017 05:47 AM

I started drinking my own urine ...
 
A couple of days ago, while briefly discussing the sexual tastes of a dutch celebrity, the reputable GFY user Bladewire threw down the gauntlet:

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21536320)

I'm a philosopher, so I lead by example. The morning after, with great distaste, I started drinking the first pee of the morning. After a couple of days piss consumption (three so far) I dare to say it has a rather soothing effect (I just brushed my teeth immediately afterwards because you can seriously stink). Maybe I'm just slowly poisoning myself, or gradually healing. Time will tell.

Barry-xlovecam 02-14-2017 06:50 AM

Your kidneys will not thank you.
Double the toxins double the work.

yuu.design 02-14-2017 07:34 AM

diiiiuuuhhhjjj!!!

jbvryant 02-14-2017 07:37 AM

Well pretty much it's like sucking your own .....ah nevermind

CurrentlySober 02-14-2017 07:48 AM

Well done. Progress to other peoples and then eventually poo, and you could be as fit and beautiful as I am :)

TheSquealer 02-14-2017 08:30 AM

Of course it only makes sense to ingest all the waste your body is attempting to expel. Brilliant health strategy by a clearly brilliant person.

NatalieK 02-14-2017 08:46 AM

was going to suggest eating poo & be as healthy as CS, but then...


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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21543448)
Well done. Progress to other peoples and then eventually poo, and you could be as fit and beautiful as I am :)

:helpme :1orglaugh

Look Chang 02-14-2017 09:08 AM

How does it taste ?

Bladewire 02-14-2017 09:10 AM

What about that clump of cum left in your dick from your previous ejacultion? Do you drink that in your morning pee or put the pee through a strainer?


CaptainHowdy 02-14-2017 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21543643)
How does it taste ?

Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like warm, flat industrial beer.

JesseQuinn 02-14-2017 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21543259)
Maybe I'm just slowly poisoning myself, or gradually healing. Time will tell.

meh, like Barry wrote you're prob giving your kidneys a workout. some of my long term regs drink that for me, one of them LOTS of it. they enjoy it, a respite from drinking their own cum.

all of them are still living and breathing and since anecdotal and cherry-picked and ethically peer-reviewed seem to be interchangeable these days I'd say you're good to go :thumbsup

try wearing some pink frilly panties while ya partake, I've been told that helps it taste better.

JesseQuinn 02-14-2017 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21543670)
Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like like warm, flat industrial beer.

YES. if you want to make it extra fun, start describing it like oenophiles discuss wine. like how are the legs and balance?

I want a full review!

CaptainHowdy 02-14-2017 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21543652)
What about that clump of cum left in your dick from your previous ejacultion? Do you drink that in your morning pee or put the pee through a strainer?

You almost got me in there! I've been saving all my semen for tonight's Valentine (A "booty call" - not a hooker ... probably less hotter than a hooker ... should I just cancel and call a hooker?).

CaptainHowdy 02-14-2017 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 21543721)
YES. if you want to make it extra fun, start describing it like oenophiles discuss wine. like how are the legs and balance?

I want a full review!

All the crude details will be sent by PM ...

Bladewire 02-14-2017 04:15 PM



http://68.media.tumblr.com/a5c2df6b2...5cvco1_400.gif

Soon you'll be drinking the urine of others


Smack dat 02-14-2017 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21544822)
All the crude details will be sent by PM ...

Hey CH, I am heading over to your part of the world soon on business. I too have started drinking my own urine but for different reasons.
You see for new year my friend told me that drinking urine would increase my lifespan and my vitality.
He promised me and offered me his urine. He drunk it and was amazed at how I felt the next day. From that day forward I have drunk my own urine daily.

You are right about the smell though, I too gargle with mouth wash afterwards.

If you feel like meeting up and having a pissup over lunch, let me know.

JesseQuinn 02-14-2017 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21544822)
All the crude details will be sent by PM ...

crude and refined por favor. en espanol, por supuesto

happy v-day El C

Look Chang 02-14-2017 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21543670)
Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like warm, flat industrial beer.

There is a French slang expression which says that flat beer taste like virgin girl pee :stoned

CaptainHowdy 02-15-2017 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21544837)
If you feel like meeting up and having a pissup over lunch, let me know.

I'll start aging a bottle for the occasion!

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 21545080)
crude and refined por favor. en espanol, por supuesto

happy v-day El C

That's the kind of correspondence that will immortalize us, JesseQ. Happy After Valentine.

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21545485)
There is a French slang expression which says that flat beer taste like virgin girl pee :stoned

"Archduchess urine" :D ...

Matyko 02-15-2017 08:00 AM

omg man please tell me you're kidding. :O

Bladewire 02-15-2017 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21546094)
I'll start aging a bottle for the occasion!



That's the kind of correspondence that will immortalize us, JesseQ. Happy After Valentine.



"Archduchess urine" :D ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

NatalieK 02-15-2017 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21543643)
How does it taste ?

if you drink a bottle of vodka the night before, it tastes of piss in the morning :winkwink:

JFK 02-15-2017 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 21543517)
Of course it only makes sense to ingest all the waste your body is attempting to expel. Brilliant health strategy by a clearly brilliant person.

Thanks Doctor:thumbsup:thumbsup

Brian8377 02-15-2017 03:48 PM

BW is super gay though and i'm sure he already does this.

CaptainHowdy 02-18-2017 06:50 AM

I'm still at it. You guys would be piss-proud.

JesseQuinn 02-18-2017 11:59 AM

having thoroughly examined CH's tasting logs, I've determined that the evening vintage is the most approachable while still retaining the elegance of the more robust earlier-day offerings.

full bodied but not ponderous, one experiences a distinct flutter of asparagus austerity, slightly fleshy with a lingering herbaceous note balanced with a soupcon of plummy undertones. the finish is complex, a forward and focused delight for the palette


my spanish is not advanced to the point where I can write the above without cheating with a translation program, lo siento on that el C

TheSquealer 02-18-2017 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 21547315)
Thanks Doctor:thumbsup:thumbsup

As a GFY doctor, I would also suggest eating your own poop as well. Just apply the same "logic" to drinking piss. It's every bit as safe to dine on your turds as it is to drink your own urine.

Bon Appetite Everyone!

Sorry i can't recommend a wine pairing for poop.

JesseQuinn 02-19-2017 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 21556420)
As a GFY doctor, I would also suggest eating your own poop as well. Just apply the same "logic" to drinking piss. It's every bit as safe to dine on your turds as it is to drink your own urine.

Bon Appetite Everyone!

Sorry i can't recommend a wine pairing for poop.

agreed, thinking CS's rather specialized sommelier skills are required here

thankfully one of the advantages of this place is the rich assemblage of expertise from which we can all draw, no matter the occasion

money biz 02-19-2017 10:51 AM

Fountain of youth
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